I Like To Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word In My Sentence So It Detracts From The Fact That All My Words Are Spelled Right.

OMG I JUST MAED 0Ut WItH mAh eDWARDZ poSta!!!
HEZs0 haWT!

^lmao

BeLlA iS sO E-ezy TOO Relaet two!!!11!

U tWailte hatarz shud go Ta heII u r s0 stUpld edwAhd is mah fianac and iz g0nna maree him and haz a lutz of vampajah chidran and U is gonna b jelus u hatar!!11!!44!!

GUUYS IMA REELY DEGPRESSSED. MTYY B-FRREND JUDST BROKEOE UUPPV WTITH MWEEE.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TWIJIGHT IZZZZZZZZ LIEK THE MOS AWSOEMNES BOKKKKKK EVURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This reminds me too much of my old forum. -__-

MAAYTBEE I SHOWUD GOO JUMNP OFFF A CLIEEEFF DATSS WATT BBELA WOULDDD DOOO III LOEVE BELLAAA
II THHOUT I AD FOUUND MYY EDwadr. i HADDDNT CAUSEE EDwards alwys LUVES bellaa NOO MATER WATT.

I'm going to mock something a Harry Potter fan said and tell you to jump off a cliff. No matter how many times you tell me it is just a joke I will continue this just to frustrate all of you.

bela iz not a mari su edwrd luvz her nd she luv him 2!

i LUVVVVVVVV eDwad hez so CutE XD XD XD XD

n bCuz i LuuuuuuuuuuuuuuVVVVVVVVVV him i TInk rENESMe is tHe cuTest nMe ive ever hEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeerddddd of

OHHH MIEEE GAWD! U hiery poter fanzzz just dieZZZZ.. I HATEZZZ U ALLZZZZZZZZ... i cum CHARGIN' 2wrdzzz uuu........ TWLITE ROXXXXXXXXXXX..EDWARD IZZ GOIN 2 B MY HUZBANDZZZZ.. i goingz marry EDWARDZZZZ COZ HE LUVS! i KISS HIM coz he izz soooooooooooooooooo hawwwwwwwtt.. HARMONNIE IZ NOT LYKE our bELLAA.. BELLA KIZZ EDWARD N JAKE.. SHE SO POPULARZZZ.. I luvvzzzzz renesmeeeeeeee.. ITZ BEST NAMEZZZ.. TWILITE villainzzzz not scaryyyyy..they cold n sexxxyyyyyy.. HP suxxxxxxxxxXXXX

(My PC is flashing warning in red letters: stop abusing me! lol)

JAYCOB IZ TEH HAWTESST WAREWOLF!!!!11!!!!

I SOOOO LIEK BEllA 2 bCUZ SHE IZZ DA SWETTEST CARRING GURL N DA BOK AN EDWERD LUVS HERR!!! JAsPER IZ TEH HAWTEST VAMPIR 2 MI THO!!1!!1
TWILITE RULZZZZZZZZZ!!!1!!!!1111!!


*(I hope I've done well, because I felt my eyes cross when I wrote this)*

OOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! LyzIKE I iZ in luUUbvvvvss wid JAKOB! Da WErWUlFs In HERY POOPER arrr NoT AS COOl as THe dla PUshhhh ones!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZ ONly NErddYs like HERRY POOPRER!!11111 It takes effort to write like that. My brain hurts.

in twilight u cn lyk so mch relate to bella but noone can relate to harry poter cuz noone has wand n scar on thr face bella goes to skool face day 2 day prblmz n fallz in luv wid a hawt guy even when she is simple ths gives gurlz hope to dream n i wish tht smeday i find guy as goodlookin n as luving as edward but i no wish to be lyk harry n show tht he's savin world or watever!


(This is fun :D)

OMGZZZ EDDEKINNS IZZ SOE FARKING HAWT!!!!!!!1111111111 EYE WAUNT 2 MARIE HYM AN HAV HIZ BAYBAYS!!!!!!!!!! IE WESH I WUZ BELLA SO I CUD FARK DA LIVVIN DALITES OUTTA EDWURD!!!!!1111111111111 HARRWY POTTA SUXS THAY LIDDUL KIDZ WIT WANDS AN NEEDA GRO UP EDWAD AN BELLAA R MILLON TIMZ MO MATUER DAN DOSE NERDZ!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 I MEEN EDWERD AND JAKERS R HAWT AND BELLAA IZ AN AWSUMSAUSS ROLL MODUL!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 I WANNA BEE WIT ED AND JAK AN HAV A RENEESME OF MAH OWNN!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

^ farking!? LOL

"FARK" haha!! epic win :D

L!EKZ OMGZZZ!!!11!1! TW!L!TE !S SOOOOEE AWSUME!! ! BOUGHT L!KE ALL OF DA POZTERZ OF EDWARD! DA HOTEST GUY !!N DA WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1! AND ! MADZ OUTZ W!T DEM!11!! LOL! SO ALL U POTTERHEADZ JUST SHUT UP CUZ NOT!N CAN BEATZ TW!L!GHT!!!11!!!1!

ALL UV U GUZ HAT TNIK EWRD IZHOTTR THN JAKUB IZ STUPD1111111 i DNT KNO WAT U R TINKIN U SPAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZZ­ZZ

(This is hilarious!)
AND HAIRY POOPER FANZ CAN JUMP OF A CLIF TEY R SOOOOOOooo STUPD! Y R TEY TELING US TWO? TATS JUST MENE! TWILHITE 4EVA!!!!! SCREW WESLEYS AND POOPERS, CULENZ AND BLAKS R SOOOOOooooo MACH BETAAAAA!
(This took me forever to write! I love this, it's so much fun!)

EDWAD SPARKLZZZ! HE IZ COOTER! ^^ TEH CULENSZSZZ R SUPA DUPA HAWT!!!1!!!1!1!!1

COOTER!! hahahahahahahhahaha

Yah. Cooter

EdWARD izz soooo COOTER N MA JACOB IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAWWWWTTTTTT (or should I say HOOTER..lol!)

TWILIGHT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVR! ITS BETTER THN HARRY POTTER! ~whatever

YAY nO HAirY pOoTER FANZZZZ! oNALY TWILITE FUNZZZ!!!!! tat just shos tat twilite iz beeeeeetaaaaarrrr! :d

tWILIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGhht rOOcks u know iTS abOUT vAmpirz nOt bORRRIng wiZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZards i h8 hAiry pOTTy fanz i love tWiliGHT i wnt TO mrry eDWad (That last part is too exaggerated, I'm sorry.)

YaH, Neerds wit STIKS is STOOpiD!

To Twilight fans:
Name one negative thing about HP AND Twilight.

*If you say good reasons, I will give you 2 props

I LOVE TWILIGHT! THIER VAMPIRE MEN SPARKLE, PREGNANT WOMEN LOOK OLDER WHEN GIVING BITRTH, AND... THEIR SCHOOL IS NAMED AFTER AN EATING UTENSIL!
*SHE SAID SARCASTICALLY*

Tem Jakob 4EVA!!!!

YAAHHH!!1111111 TEAM EDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRDDD ALL DA WAYYY!!!1!11 DEY T0tEz st01ee rPattz from us evenn thooo they filmed HAIRY POOTER 4 B4 TWILIGHTTTTT!!!111

HAIRY POOTER is STUUUUUPID!!!!!!!! 1111 EDWARD IS SOOO HAWTTTTTTTTT..I lovvvvveeeee mY ROB PATZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!! N BELLA IS SOOOO LUCKY!! HERMOINE N RON DUN LOVE!!!!! EVERYONE thot harry n hermone will marry but NOTHING LYK THT HAPPENZZZZZZZ!! TWILITE ROXXXXxxxxxxxxxx

tWiLIGHt iz sooooooooooooooooooooooo ROMADIC N puuuuurfect!!! eDWArd n beLLAAAAA rrrrrrrrr sooooooooooooo hooooot!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!! hurry potey suuuuuuxxxx!!! TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM edrwRAD!!!!!!!!! oooooooo!!!!!!!

TEEME JAKUB!!!!

NAAAHH TEM EDWAAAADDDDDD

HARRY POTTER!!!!!! twilihgt sux

U R MisTAKKEEEN!!!!

team edward!!! lets beat up guys tht wer HP glasses

O EM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEE twightl iz sooooooooooooooooooooo awsum!!! I lurrrrrrve twilight. jakub iz like da hawtest dawg in da wuuuuuurlde. gtoh hasry poter ppll!!!! i wawna make out wid eddie poo!!!!!!111111111!!!! *giddly girly giigle*

OME/OMC TWILITE IS DAH BESTEST THING EVUR AND U HP FANZ R STOOPID 4 THINKING HP IS BETUR I MEAN HELLOOOOOOOO HAVE YOU looked AT EDDY!?!?! HES SO KAWAIIIIIIIIII

OMFG!!11!!!1 TWILIGHT IS THE BETEST THING EVA!1!1111 TEME JACOB CUZ E HA A 6 PAC!!1 JEEZUS!!1 WO LYKS HAIR POOPA!1!! HEZ STUUPID!!1 TILIGH 4 EVA!! HARR IZNT EVAN HAWTT!!!1 TWILIGT IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OOO­OO AWWZUM!!1 I WIZH IWAZ BELLA! OMFGZZ ED WERD IZZ SOOOOOO HAWTTTTTTTT AN BEETEEFOOL!!11!! BUTT HARRY PLOTTAR IZZZZ NAWT HAWT. HEZ STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPUD. Y DOO PEEPOL LYK HARR E POTT R SOO MUX?/? HE SUXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
TWILIT WILL ROOL DA WURLD
OO WATE IT ALLL RADY DIID
TWILGT IZ BETTA BECAZ..IZ BETTA!!1
BECAZ HARR E DUZNT SPRKLING

Ow, that hurts my hand LOL

I likle Twilight becuz is really romanric! Hairy POOter sux cuz the I liek Twilight more

You Hairy Potter fans are SO immeture. You should know by now that Twilight is and always will be better. Rowling agreece, she totally copied Meyer! Rly? Serious BLACK who can turn into a big DOG? Sound familier? Rowling didnt evan bother changing the last name!

*Walks in*

o.o

*Walks slowly back out*

I <3 TWILIGHTIT it opened my eyes to help me exeriunce true love <33 Edward is soooooo hawwt!!!oneoneoneon11121!! JK Rowling steals ideas from Stephenie Meyer all the time! She's jealouse because Stephenie Meyer thoughout of Twilight firsstt!! Twilight is beter than Harry Potter because Twilight is American and Harry Potter is British and we beat Britain in World War II
(you think I'm lying about the last part? I actually saw someone write that on a blog *facepalm*)

I LUV EDWAD SO MUCH I WANT TO FUKK HIIIIIIIIIIM

OMG EDWARD IS SOOO HOT & I WANT TO MARRY HIM!!!!!!!!!!!