Remember when Tonks (clumsy her) accidentally dropped baby Bella on her head almost 18 years ago?

Remember when dementors kissed Bella when she was about... 7?

Remember when the Weasley Twins forced Edward and Jacob to take Veritaserum?

... No.

Remember when Ron accidentally cast a spell with his wonky wand and turned deus ex machina into Renesmee?

^ I fucking lol'd

Remember when Molly weasley realized she had to kill another Bella, only this time no challenge?

Remember when Harry called his fellow Chosen One pal Buffy to kill his rival, Mr. Sparkly aka Edward?

Remember when Voldy avada kedaveraed Victoria because she is an epic fail of a villan?

Remember when Charlie Weasley applied to be a unicorn animagus, went to Candy Mountain, stole the Banana King Amulet and turned Edward into a snowman?

Remember when James applied for a Death Eater position and Voldemort AK'd him because Voldy doesn't accept sparkles?

Remember when BellaTRIX tortured Bella for having the same name?

Remember when Jacob tried to claim his namehood and Sirius laughed at his face?

Remember when Bella tripped, and fell into the whomping williow?

Remember when Fred and George got into an argument with Quirel over whether vamps sparkled or not?

Remember when the Deatheaters came to the Cullen's House and Avada Kedavra'ed their sorry arses.

Remember when the Doctor snogged Madame de Pompadour? (sorry, I'm watching that episode. couldn't resist.)

Remember when Severus Snape made the bitc-I mean Bella cry so Edward went after him but then ended up crying too.

Remember when Snape evaporated the first draft of Twilight because SMeyer forgot to add dept?

(@andie, good episode eh?)

Rember when the death eaters Avada Kedavra'ed the volturi for just talking it over at the end of breaking dawn

remeber when Jacob got bitten by a werewolf..... no niether do i

^ Good One

Remember when in Malfoy Manor, the chandalier fell on Edward Cullen, covering him in crystals, right after Bellatrix tortured him. Yeah, now he thinks he's a vampire!

(@hecate, I know, right? awesomeness)

remember when Robert Pattinson didn't look constipated?

Remember when Hedwig had mistaken Edward's hair as a tree and built a nest in it?

Remember when Renessme tolled Albus Severus her name, and he laughed at it?

Remember when Hermione said, "Remember when Twilight was just a time of the day?"

Remember when Bella went to Hogwarts and tried on the sorting hat with the rest of the first years, but sat there with it over her eyes for twenty minuets before the hat finally said "I'm sorry, you don't appear to possess the qualities for any of the houses, you have zero talents, and are a compleatly useless person, and you should probably leave the castle right now?"

Remember when Voldemort met Edward Cullen and freaked out, because he thought he was Cedric and had killed him already?

Remember when the plot in Twilight went somewhere? You dont? Strange, me neither.

Remember when Remus read Twilight and didn't gag? Yeah, I don't either. Poor Remus =(

Remember when HP wasn't totally awesome? Yeah, I can't either.

Remember when a Twilight supporter came up with a valid argument? Yeah, I don't either.

Remember when... I SHOWED YOU GUYS MAH AWESOME TSHIRT?

Go Buffy! Stake that spakley pedophile! Yes fangirls, Eddy is a pedophile. An 100 year old sexually attracted to a teenage girl. Pedophile.

Nope. That makes Edward a *fancy word for teenager*-phile. :P Or an idiot-phile.

Wrong, he's a bitch-phile. I mean, it was Bella Swan!