हैरी पॉटर बनाम ट्वाइलाइट Article: twilight

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posted by snuggles123

twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if आप want to know और go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my लेख with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't आप see
I'm calling
A guy like आप should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head
Spinnin' 'round and 'round
Do आप feel me now?

With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under (Ohh Ohh)
With a taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to आप
Don't आप know that you're toxic?
And I प्यार what आप do
Don't आप know that you're toxic?

It's getting late
To give आप up
I took a sip
From my devil's cup
Slowly, it's taking over me

Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can आप feel me now?

With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With the taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to आप
Don't आप know that you're toxic?
And I प्यार what आप do
Don't आप know that you're toxic?
Don't आप know that you're toxic?

Taste of your lips I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With a the taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to आप
Don't आप know that you're toxic?

rose12345 and akatsuki48 like this

egyptprincess7 Harry Potter isn't just a "action movie" it has many other stuff in it too. The big one being fantasy. As for Twilight it is 90% or a bit less romance but it also has action in it too.

TheFangirl101 I'm sorry I don't understand where the Brittany Spears song came from. I also couldn't the article due to the grammar and spelling mistakes, but you are a fan of one of the most grammatically incorrect books ever written, so it is expected.

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The Twilight Saga: The Plot Holes That Never Were

posted by cassie-1-2-3

I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but और often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would वैंपायर go to high school?”, या “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, या can be logically theorized. These are usually followed द्वारा “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, या “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, या my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...

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Rita Skeeter Interviews Bellatrix Lestrange

posted by KateKicksAss

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s और to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do आप mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call आप Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would आप describe your relationship with the man known as...

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The Twilight Saga: An Abomination Of Vampire Literature

posted by lucius_malloy

I would like to start द्वारा quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... द्वारा Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his लॉस्ट scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's वैंपायर are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...

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20 reasons why I hate Twilight

posted by HaleyDewit

1.A lot of trees have been sacrificed for Twishit
2.It's deathly boring
3.Sparkling vampires?Really?
4.Edward is a pedophile and a stalker.To every girl who thinks Edward's the perfect boyfriend: a guy who watches आप when आप sleep,is not romantic,but creepy.
5.There are a lot of plotholes
6.Bella has as much personality as the spoon I'm looking at right now.
7.Quotations like 'liquid topaz eyes' (since when are eyes liquid???)and 'it's an optional choice'(Where does Smeyer live,because it's obvious they don't have a dictionary there)
8.Bella is the stereotype of the woman before feminism.She's completely...

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Bella हंस Negative Reviews द्वारा Book Critics.

posted by MyronPwnsBella

Publishers Weekly-"After her transformation into a vampire, it's almost impossible to identify with her in Breaking Dawn"

Lilah Lohr of the Chicago Tribune-"Bella's character, compared to the Quileute wolves, is less satisfying"

Kirkus Reviews-"Bella's appeal is based on magic rather than character, but her and Edward's portrayal of dangerous प्रेमी hits the spot"
"Bella's personality is flat and obsessive"

Laura Miller of salon.com-"In regards of Edward and Bella, neither of them has much personality to speak of"

Jennifer Reese of Entertainment Weekly-"You may wish she had loftier goals and a mind...