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Harry + Ginny = chest monster…quidditch…red hair…um…interacted in meaningful and relationship building ways a whole bunch of times in all the books so there oh wait well ok it wasn’t in all books but one of them??? all right maybe not THAT MANY but look it they tooootally had enough of a connection to be all crazy in love within the span of the last two books I mean that makes complete sense right am I right WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ITS THE BASIS FOR A MEANINGFUL AND LASTING RELATIONSHIP YOU DONT GET THAT FROM YEARS AND YEARS OF FIGHTING BESIDE EACH OTHER AND KNOWING THE OTHER INSIDE OUT BECAUSE YOUVE BEEN THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY THAT WOULD BE FUCKING INSANE GOD GET A GRIP AND LEARN WHAT REAL AND HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS LOOK LIKE FUCK!

Ron + Hermione = perfectly acceptable because they’re friends and they’ve known each other since they were eleven and they are SOOO on the level about a lot of important things well kind of its more like one cares about house elf rights and the other scoffs about it and thinks it’s a waste of time BUT THATS BESIDE THE POINT because they’re totally meant for each other because they fight A LOT with hurtful insults thrown about in fact it’s a requirement to make significant others question their core values and beliefs and make them cry and abandon them in times of great need because they’re a jealous and spiteful prat but that is PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE in a relationship because that’s what girls REALLY WANT and on the off chance that Harry or Hermione even had feelings for each other they should demure to Ron’s feelings because he’s not TBWL and he’s been trapped in Harry’s shadow for too long he needs to “win” the girl so there??

Harry + Hermione = UGH NO they’re friends they’re like brother and sister they’ve known each other since they were eleven what the fuck have YOU been drinking besides that is so fucked up how dare they try to break up the trio because Ron would just be so heartbroken he’d have a fit and have to leave because he wouldn’t be able to take it that his friends could find happiness with each other DONT YOU UNDERSTAND HOW SAD THAT WOULD BE FOR HIM they can’t be so selfish besides they don’t act how a REAL COUPLE SHOULD like respect each other’s opinions and even when one thought the house elf thing was maybe getting out of hand they tried to be a bit more supportive so the other’s feelings wouldn’t be hurt whoa how underhanded is THAT and well whoop-dee-doo they only seem to have heated disagreements over life altering situations and not little things that shouldn’t matter I mean what is up with THAT and they show NEARLY unwavering support in the face of adversity seriously who the hell does that doesn’t Hermione know you don’t follow someone you love more than life itself on a dangerous quest to find needles in fucking haystacks and NEVER consider abandoning him even when he’s walking into certain death she offers to go with him fuck girl she needs to show some respect for herself she deserves SOOO much better than someone who nearly gave up and couldn’t move because he thought she was dead you need to straighten out your priorities if you think those two would work when chest monsters and verbal abuse disguised as romance is ALL YOU EVER NEED

December 3, 2014 at 12:49 AM | Post Permalink | 2 notes

#harry x Hermione #harryhermione #harryxhermione #harry/Hermione #hhr #pumpkin pie #Harry and Hermione #I'll go with you #otps #could I be any more sarcastic #sorry to my followers who like Ron #but I can't stand the canon pairings

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