Hans and Anna

When A फ्रोज़न Heart was announced nearly a साल ago, Frozen प्रशंसकों were promised a fresh take on familiar story of Hans and Anna that “delves into the couple’s failed romance, exploring their backstories, motivations, and ultimate separation” , and did लेखक Elizabeth Rudnick deliver? An Anna प्रशंसक या a प्रशंसक of the movie Frozen in general would probably say yes, but as a Hans प्रशंसक who, like so many others, believed this book would finally give him some sort of redemption, I must say no. The story starts off very promising but soon devolves into the same bias and hypocrisy I’ve come to expect...

1. Your फैन्पॉप यूज़रनाम is something Hans-related
2. Your icon, wallpaper, या cellphone background is something Hans-related (bonus points if they all are!)
3. Your ringtone is प्यार Is an Open Door
4. आप never found red-haired green-eyed guys attractive until आप saw Hans
5. आप saw फ्रोज़न multiple times in theaters just so आप could see Hans again
6. You've started wearing a lot और blue and magenta since आप saw Hans
7. आप have a Hans poster hanging up in your house (bonus points for और than 1 and major bonus points if this poster is signed द्वारा Santino Fontana)
8. आप have a Hans doll
9. You...