Note: Because every time I read a ‘Haku is secretly a girl’ fic, I always wonder ‘if she’s hiding her gender, why in the world doesn’t she actually hide it’?

“Alright kid,” Momochi Zabuza decided, looking down at the young girl in front of him. “I suppose आप can follow me around.”

“Yay!” she cheered. “I’ll be the best tool ever, Zabuza-dono!”

Zabuza winced. “Maybe आप shouldn’t call me that, Haku…”

Haku cocked her head, confused. “But…but you’re my new master, Zabuza-dono.”

“Yeah, but think of how it looks! A young girl like आप trailing around after...