Chuck: I'm honoured to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Blair: You're disgusting.
Chuck: Yes, I am, so why be shy?
Blair: You're heinous.
Chuck: Which is probably why you called.
Blair: You know me well.
Chuck: Admit it, even for me, this is good.
Blair: If you weren't such a perv, i'm sure the CIA would hire you in a second.
Chuck: Defending my country? There's a future I never imagined.
Blair: With good reason.
Chuck: It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted.
Blair: You must have your own wing.
Chuck: You don't get nearly enough credit for your wit.
Chuck: So this is your bed, huh?
Blair: What is Nate doing? It's getting late and i'm losing heat.
Chuck: Well, you look ravishing. If I was your man I wouldn't need clues to find you.
Blair: Or ravish me, I'm sure.
Blair: Chuck Bass, I do believe all your years of underage boozing and womanizing have finally paid off. Truly, I am proud.
Chuck: And you are my toughest critic.
Chuck: Victory party, here, tomorrow night.
Blair: I wouldn't miss it.
Blair: Don't be nervous, he's gonna love it.
Blair: I'm just saying, I have moves.
Chuck: Come on, you're ten times hotter than any of those girls.
Blair: You really don't think i'll go up there.
Chuck: I know you won't do it.
Blair: I've been given orders practically from God Himself to avoid you.
Chuck: Would you consider avoiding me over breakfast?
Chuck: Not as clear as the memory of you purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over
Blair: Well erase the tape!
Blair: You sound like a jealous boyfriend
Chuck: Yeah, right. You wish.
Blair: No...you wish.
Chuck: Please, you forget who you're talking to.
Blair: So do you.
Blair: Do you....like me?
Chuck: Define like.
Blair: I do not believe this!
Chuck: How do you think I feel? I haven't slept. I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach. Fluttering.
Blair: Butterflies?
Chuck: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Chuck: You looked pretty hot on Princess Theadore's arm today.
Blair: Oh, is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: Next to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.
Blair: You have to learn how to behave yourself first
Blair: Aren't you bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck: I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of you together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair: And when will that be?
Chuck: Only time will tell, I'm afraid. So unless you want dear Nathaniel to know how you lost your virginity with me in the back of a moving vehicle, I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.
Blair: Don't stop on my account.
Chuck: Oh, I have to. Second hand smoke is bad for the er...
Chuck: Are you drunk dialling again?
Blair: I had sex with him at the back of a limo.
Chuck: Several times.
Chuck: What's gotten into you?
Blair: What if I told you I knew where Georgina Sparks was right now.
Chuck: I'd say let's get the bitch.
Blair: It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well that's not entirely true now, is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.
Chuck: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
Blair: No one ever enjoys their first time.
Chuck: Except you.
Blair: Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.
Chuck: I was in love with Blair and I'm sorry.
Chuck: Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.
Blair: Chuck Bass is a romantic. Who knew?
Chuck: Well, now you do. That's all that matters.
There’s this girl and she just came back to school (it’s not Serena). She’s making my life awful. I hate her. I mean, she did this REALLY awful thing to me, which is the reason she left, and now she’s back trying to hide that awful thing (it’s not Serena, I promise). She just waltzes back in here like nothing has changed and expects everything to go back to normal, ugh! (really, it’s not Serena, I swear). But she’s not going to get away with it that easily. I’ve made it my mission to make her life a living hell (I guarantee you, it’s not Serena).
Sincerely,
Vengeful in Versace
Dear Vengeful in Versace,
Um, hello, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Might want to chill on the revenge. I’m sure whatever she did was horrible but आप can’t just go around the city trying to ruin her life. आप need to go to Bliss Spa and get a deep tissue massage ASAP. It’ll make आप feel a lot better.
Sincerely,
Vengeful in Versace
Dear Vengeful in Versace,
Um, hello, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Might want to chill on the revenge. I’m sure whatever she did was horrible but आप can’t just go around the city trying to ruin her life. आप need to go to Bliss Spa and get a deep tissue massage ASAP. It’ll make आप feel a lot better.
