Will: I thought आप hated the holidays.
Sue: No, I just hate you.
Sue: I thought आप might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.
Will: How did आप get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.
Sue: For me, the real joy of क्रिस्मस was breaking the collective दिल of the ग्ली club.
Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?
Finn: Can't आप see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.
Will: आप know what आप are, Sue? You're a Grinch.
Sue [to Will, Emma and Beiste]: William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.
Sue: You're a regular Agatha Christie. Except even और sexless.
Sue: I'm everybody's Secret Santa. Yeah, आप can just drop those anywhere.
Sue [to Beiste]: You're not the only person at this school that consumes protein powder द्वारा the tubful.
Kurt: Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in प्यार with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.
Rachel: Whether it's a दिल attack या heartbreak, just like Broadway, the दिखाना must go on.
Rachel: I'm very specific when I give a gift. आप don't know how many बिल्ली के बच्चे I gave away because they just weren't right.
Tina: When does Asian Santa arrive?
Mike: I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
Lauren: I would like Puckerman to प्यार me. He's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.
Brittany: Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.
Will: This year, ग्ली club's going full Santa.
Mercedes: We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.
Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for क्रिस्मस this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
Brittany: Last साल I left my जुराब, मोजा up over क्रिस्मस vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their क्रिस्मस gift to each other was rabies.