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Mean Jokes (Yo mama and You're so ugly)

posted by x-menobsessed26

your mum is so fat when she stands on the इंद्रधनुष she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

You were so ugly at birth,...

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I was bored so I remembered a few jokes and decided to post them here so here they are.

posted by twilightlover73

#1 Man Talking to a King
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.

#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!

#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the पासवर्ड "penis". The computer says: ERROR! पासवर्ड too short!

#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, आप are distantly related to the family अगला door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.

#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!

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My jokes :D

posted by Gokussj173

1.One दिन a man noticed that his Credit Card is stolen...But he didn't रिपोर्ट it to Police.
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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.....Hahahahha!!!!

2.Friend no.1:Hey dude,what are u lookin for so intensly in the keyboard?
Friend 2:I'm playin a game and it says "Press any key to continue".But I cant find the "any" key here...

3.(A teacher to a student)
Teacher:Dave,tell the name of 1 thing that has NOT been used since 10 years...
Dave:Sir,my brain!!!
Teacher:FOOL!!!
Dave:Thats why I told "Brain"...

4.One दिन a bank was robbed.The robbers succesfully managed...

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The Best Jokes I've Told and Heard

posted by ChiliPepperLuv

1. Why did the turkey पार करना, क्रॉस the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If आप are American in the living room, what are आप in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do आप have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are आप all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do आप get when आप पार करना, क्रॉस a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...