#1 Man Talking to a King
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!
#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the पासवर्ड "penis". The computer says: ERROR! पासवर्ड too short!
#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, आप are distantly related to the family अगला door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.
#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!
#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the पासवर्ड "penis". The computer says: ERROR! पासवर्ड too short!
#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, आप are distantly related to the family अगला door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.
#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!
