1. Why did the turkey पार करना, क्रॉस the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If आप are American in the living room, what are आप in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do आप have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are आप all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do आप get when आप पार करना, क्रॉस a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine for a big surprise. I peed myself laughing at these jokes.
9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops! I did it again.
10. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting Chili Peppers. Interrupting...Give it away, give it away, give it away now!
11. What did one meteor say to the other? Help me! I'm falling!
12. What did the mallard say to the हंस when they were playing Frisbee? Duck!
13. What did the covers say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got आप covered.
14. Knock, knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Whooooooooo else?!