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posted by pipiqueen
here is one of my fav jokes-

teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!

(children starts to look at each other and whisper)

teacher- silence! the contest is, each दिन आप have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time

(children cheers!later at the end of the week)

teacher- how many of आप read , hamlet?

(the whole class raise their hands!)

teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?

(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)

teacher- exellent!now how many of आप have read the biography of aristotile?

(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)

teacher- good,but may i inform आप that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did आप know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes‚ I know‚" कहा the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But‚ madam‚ आप must know that your privates are exposed!" कहा the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything आप see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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"Then आप दिखाना up and drink my poison!"

Barnaby laughed with the others, but his दिल wasn't in it. He was concentrating too hard. Should he have picked one that was और ribald?

"You didn't tell it right!"

He'd heard that one before, but Jim really had a good delivery, and got a big laugh. Barnaby thought he was ready, but just couldn't interject into the flow of jokes of the older guys.

"Don't worry - it'll stretch!"

Every साल his brother Al would meet with his फ्रेंड्स for their reunion. They each made a point of coming back to Gull Cove the same time each year, just for this night. Al was ten...
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He does not do much playing, but this is at the beginning of a संगीत कार्यक्रम and he starts off with talking and joking with the audience.
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