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Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope आप like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when आप heard someone talking on the intercom, आप fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give आप a ride घर and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a मशरूम and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples and yelling, " SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!!!'"
"You were screaming into my closet "WHERE IS NARNIA?!?'"
"You walked up to a semi- truck and whispered 'I know your secret..... Optimus Prime'"
"You were splashing around in the sink screaming "Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming'"
"You were in my pool screaming "WHERE IS NEMO?!?!'"
"You saw a midget, and tried to give him a sock. When he ran away आप screamed "DOBBY!! STOP! I AM YOUR SAVIOR!!' and ran after him"
"You picked up my हम्सटर and कहा "I choose you! Go pikachu!'"
"You were trying to swim in mud and कहा 'IM IN WILLY WONKAS चॉकलेट RIVER!!!'"
"You spent 2 hours trying to drown my goldfish"
"You kept shouting 'NEVER!!' at my sisters Justin Beiber posters"
"You asked my mom is she was a virgin"
"You pushed your girlfriend into my pool and shouted "BE FREE ARIEL!!!'"
"You tried to throw a गिलहरी in my pool and shouted "BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS आप SANDY!!'"
"You kept asking my cat why he killed Mufasa"
"You ran into a brick दीवार screaming "HOGWARTS HERE I COME!!'"
"You grabbed a sponge from my रसोई, रसोईघर and begged it to tell आप the krabby patty secret formula"
"It was raining and आप fell in a puddle and screamed "HELP IM DROWNING!!'"
"You held my cat in the air saying 'Simba!!'"
"You hugged an old man and कहा "Dumbledore! You're alive!'"
"When I drove yo
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when आप heard someone talking on the intercom, आप fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give आप a ride घर and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a मशरूम and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples and yelling, " SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!!!'"
"You were screaming into my closet "WHERE IS NARNIA?!?'"
"You walked up to a semi- truck and whispered 'I know your secret..... Optimus Prime'"
"You were splashing around in the sink screaming "Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming'"
"You were in my pool screaming "WHERE IS NEMO?!?!'"
"You saw a midget, and tried to give him a sock. When he ran away आप screamed "DOBBY!! STOP! I AM YOUR SAVIOR!!' and ran after him"
"You picked up my हम्सटर and कहा "I choose you! Go pikachu!'"
"You were trying to swim in mud and कहा 'IM IN WILLY WONKAS चॉकलेट RIVER!!!'"
"You spent 2 hours trying to drown my goldfish"
"You kept shouting 'NEVER!!' at my sisters Justin Beiber posters"
"You asked my mom is she was a virgin"
"You pushed your girlfriend into my pool and shouted "BE FREE ARIEL!!!'"
"You tried to throw a गिलहरी in my pool and shouted "BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS आप SANDY!!'"
"You kept asking my cat why he killed Mufasa"
"You ran into a brick दीवार screaming "HOGWARTS HERE I COME!!'"
"You grabbed a sponge from my रसोई, रसोईघर and begged it to tell आप the krabby patty secret formula"
"It was raining and आप fell in a puddle and screamed "HELP IM DROWNING!!'"
"You held my cat in the air saying 'Simba!!'"
"You hugged an old man and कहा "Dumbledore! You're alive!'"
"When I drove yo
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