Identify the hours on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I partied with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I ate doughnuts with
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I got drunk with
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I made out with

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Rachel
02 or 32 min → Joey
03 or 33 min → Ross
04 or 34 min → Chandler
05 or 35 min → Phoebe
06 or 36 min → Monica
07 or 37 min → Janice
08 or 38 min → Mike
09 or 39 min → Emily
10 or 40 min → Carol
11 or 41 min → Ursula
12 or 42 min → Erica
13 or 43 min → Jack
14 or 44 min → Amy
15 or 45 min → Ben
16 or 46 min → Frank
17 or 47 min → Jill
18 or 48 min → Marcel
19 or 49 min → Estelle
20 or 50 min → Nora
21 or 51 min → Charles
22 or 52 min → Barry
23 or 53 min → Janine
24 or 54 min → Judy
25 or 55 min → Tag
26 or 56 min → David
27 or 57 min → Emma
28 or 58 min → Will
29 or 59 min → Charlie
30 or 00 min → Gunther

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot

(If you are wearing multiple colours pick one)