And now for the meat of this fanfic.

Edvine: Yes! leading 67-55-47-20!
Cuddles: Boom! Headshot!
Edvine: DAMN IT!
Cuddles: Heh heh...
Pop: Backstab, bitch!
Cuddles: DAMN IT!
Pop: Melee is overpowered...
Nutty: This Master Chief hates it when he's devoid of sugar! *kills all 3 of our characters*
Edvine: Hey, man! Dick move!
Cuddles: What the hell?!
Pop: DAMN IT!
Nutty: ^_^
*about 10 मिनटों later*
The score: 199-188-179-67.
1st. Nutty
2nd. Me
3rd: Pop
Last: Cuddles

Cuddles: DAMN IT!!
Nutty: Double ^_^
Edvine: Is that even possible?
Pop: Apparently, it is now.
Cuddles: Weird...
Nutty: Come at me bros! I just hit the...

That's right; it's a fanfic filled with testosterone. No chicks here. All male characters. However, this will mean there will be fewer than 7 characters, as I will only put in 5 here. Rest assured, Flippy will still be in it. This IS the club dedicated to him, after all.

Starring: Flippy, Cuddles, Pop
(Cuddles is in only because I don't want Disco भालू in this fanfic.)
Featuring: Me
Appearance: Nutty
I'm in for the same reason Cuddles is in. Screw Disco Bear.

Flippy decided today is a good दिन to hold a guy's night in at his place.

Flippy: Hey, Edvine! I'm holding a guys-only night at my house. Want...

2 fanfics, 1 day. Don't quite remember the last time I did that.

Toothy, drinking his beer: Flippy, thanks for letting me have this beer. And make sure to kick Cuddles' नितंब, गधा for me.
Flippy: Will do.
Cuddles: Hey! What the hell man? I thought we were friends.
Toothy: Chivalry has been dead since 2009, motherfucker. Deal with it.
Cuddles: That must be some pretty strong shit.
Toothy: You're telling me; I'm already buzzed.
Cuddles: You'll be full-on drunk after आप finish that bottle. *laughs*
Pop: हे guys. Shut up. The match is about to start. Nutty, you'll have to go to the रसोई, रसोईघर with Edvine. This...

Yep, still not over.

Flippy: Toothy, आप कहा आप never did this before.
Toothy: Yeah, THIS. I have played a few games like this actually.
Flippy: Get the fuck out of here!
Toothy: No, I'm fucking serious! Battlefield 2 and 3, pretty much every Call of Duty, even the multiplayer in Gears of War! This is not new to me.
Cuddles: So even the Energy Sword...
Toothy: I've done melee before.
Pop: We only stand a chance if he doesn't get in to the अगला match.
Edvine: Then I must roll a 16 या higher for a spot in the 4-player match upcoming. It's the only way.
Flippy: Speaking of, everyone roll your dice. It's...

Time for the 3rd installment of this fanfic.

*Everyone rolls again*
Flippy: Can I get a decent roll this time? *rolls a 13* I'll take it.
Edvine: *rolls a 1* Guess we know who's out... No one else roll. I just got a 1.
Cuddles: Ha!
*starts up Deathmatch mode in Halo 3*
Flippy: First to 40 kills wins.
Cuddles: Alright then. *knock on door is heard*
Edvine: I'll get it; I'm out anyway.
*opens door*
Cuddles: Well I'll be damned! Toothy! What brings आप here?
Toothy: I want in on what आप guys are doing.
Flippy: No problem buddy. आप can watch us for this match, and maybe get one of the four spots in the next....

There is a change in one of my bio stats: Because I killed Cuddles, I now have 1 kill. Other than that, not much has changed here.

*It's the following day, Flippy is fast asleep. Everyone at his house agreed to take shifts, including me. Starring(and these are the shift-takers): Me, Nutty, Mime(he came to visit), Disco Bear, Splendid, and Pop. Featuring: Lammy and Mr. Pickels. Appearances: Russell*

We continue, in the morning of the अगला day. It's Pop's turn; Russell is babysitting Cub. We'll check up on him later.

Pop: How the hell do आप play this damn game?
Edvine: Here, Pop. Let me दिखाना you...

Let's recap: Flippy, in a bid to not flip out, secluded himself in his own house where nothing can happen to him, and bought himself a video game console and some games to take the edge off his spontaneous flip-outs. In part 2, I introduced myself as a new character. Here is my official bio.

Name: Edvine
Species: Human, but with good intentions
Gender: Male
Age: 17
Interests: VIdeo Games, Televised Sports, कचरा, जंक, रद्दी Food, Being A Lazy-Ass
Friends: Flippy, Nutty, Cuddles
Enemies: Fliqpy, Mime, Lumpy, Russell, Disco Bear, Sniffles
Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
First Appearance: Take A Load Off(Part 2)
Relatives: Unknown...

How much longer will Flippy go? He knows it's going to happen; it's fucking inevitable. I will not officially end this fanfic until Flippy goes ballistic.

Starring: Flippy(going a house-record 7 hours right now without going all namesake), myself(hey, it worked in most of my other fanfics)
Featuring: Nutty, Cuddles
Appearances: Giggles, Handy

*Same location, but Flippy somehow got ahold of my phone number and invited me to his house. Being my प्रिय character of the whole सूची of पेड़ friends, I enthusiastically accepted. He warned me that death can come from anywhere here, so I should tread...