फैमिली गाय

Peter: Mr Booze
Audience: Mr Booze

Peter: Mr Booze

Mr B Double O Z E

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze

Peter: आप will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if आप mess with Mr. Booze

Brian & Bruce: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze

Peter: Don't mess with Mr. B-Double O-Z-E

If आप been so stiff they thought आप died

You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testify

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify

Audience: Testify

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a पुस्तकालय book out and I fells...

The दिन All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your बिस्तर and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! कहा Peter As He Was In The बिस्तर With Lois. Ok Dad! कहा Chris. Chris Got Out Of His बिस्तर and Went To The Living Room To Play वीडियो Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. कहा Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. कहा Meg. Yeah But Do आप Know What Today Is? कहा Peter. What? कहा Meg. Fart Day!! कहा Peter...