Song: link

Sean The Hedgehog: *Holding a .44 Magnum* Hedgehog. Sean The Hedgehog.
Con Mane: Wrong! That's my role!
Sean The Hedgehog: Sorry.
Con Mane: *Clears his throat* Hello, my name is Mane. Con Mane. I'm hosting the S.S.S.S. That's a lot of S's. Now, our line up for tonight is right here.

8 PM - Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story) Rated PG

8:30 PM - Six Shooters 3 Rated R

Con Mane: Now I'm going to get a milkshake. Stirred, not shaken.

In case आप are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a सड़क, स्ट्रीट to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 10: Gasser!

Masuke: *Walking घर from the mall* It's so convenient that I live near the mall where I work, and shop. *Hears a woman having sex* This I gotta see. *Peaks into the room of a single story building*

Masuke saw another girl named Shannon.

Image of Shannon: link

Shannon: *Riding a cock* Oh! Oh! Yes! *Farts*
Man: Oh yeah, make it harder!...

Song: link

Commander Kane: So, let me get this straight. You're ऐनीमे characters, and आप live in a place called Animeland?
Addie: Yep.
Cassie: Watch our show, and you'll see why.
Mily: *Blowing her whistle as she comes towards the humans*
Commander Kane: It's a talking train!
Mily: What's everyone shouting at me for? *Passing the humans* हे guys, welcome back. I'm Mily, and I'm your hostess tonight. I got back to back episodes of a new series joining our lineup, called Johnny Lightning. Enjoy.

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine...

Percy: *Throwing records onto the ground* We gotta find a song! WE GOTTA FIND A SONG!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: Let's use this one that we haven't used in a long time.

Song: link

Parker: Oh no, it's that song again! *Punches Stylo*
Percy: What have आप started?! *Grabs a chair, and hits Sean in the head*
Sean The Hedgehog: WHAT DO आप MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Everyone started to fight each other for no reason.

Mily: *Arrives with a passenger train, watching several people fight near her* Whoa. *Passing the fighters, and is now safe* Hi, I'm Mily. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories....

Song (Start at 3:14): link


Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are आप doing here?! Wait, dammit. I'm sorry, I completely forgot. You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, I'm sorry, but it hasn't arrived yet. As आप probably already know, it's going to be on Saturday, hence the title. There's not exactly a whole lot I can do for you, but tell आप to come back on Saturday. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and आप can definitely wait for success....

Song (Start at 0:08): link

Sean: *Passing द्वारा with a passenger train* It's coming back!
People: *Cheering*
Announcer: On March 9, Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories will return to this club, along with SeanTheHedgehog, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs.
Hawkeye: Who's going to host the start of our 3rd season?
Mily: Can I do it?
Pete: Of course.
Mily: Yay!
Announcer: We got new episodes of Trainz, Ponies On The Rails, and The Nut House coming your way.

Song: link

Announcer: We also have new shows joining our lineup. They are Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime, Johnny Lightning, Sean Meets The PPG, and...

Song: link

Percy: It may be for a brief moment, but I am glad to be back.
Thomas: Me too.
Sean: आप think you'll be back?
Thomas: I know we won't be back in time for season 3.
Percy: Maybe in season 4, या 5.
S.B: It would be nice to see आप again. S.B here, and we're going to दिखाना आप और episodes from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One दिन at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge Railway to pull a train to Ulfstead Castle. Sir Robert Norramby asked for visitors, coal, cables,...

Song: link

Saten Twist: Season 2 is over. I shall be the host.
S.B: No you're not. *Pushes Saten Twist off a cliff* Someone good is gonna be the host, and that someone is me. I'm from Trainz, and welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Now in case you're wondering, S does stand for Sean, and I am the one who wrote these stories. Everything we're दिखा रहा है this night is from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Episode 18

The Stolen Coaches

The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.

Today was Market Day, and...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 9: Masturbation Escapation

Cassandra was with her फ्रेंड्स at Addie's house. They were playing Chinese Checkers. Except Marisa. She was having sex with a man, watching her फ्रेंड्स play against each other.

Stephanie: Why are आप two doing that in front of us?
Kat: Because I told her to.
Marisa: You're being really stupid Kat. You're never making...

Tom: Welcome back everyone. We have two और episodes of On The Block to share with you. We won't be coming back until the 26th. Until then, enjoy what we got for you.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience:...

Song (Start at 0:02): link

Sean: *Stops at a station*
Master Sword: *Standing अगला to Tom* Hiya!
Sean: What are आप two doing back here?
Tom: I don't know about Master Sword, but I have returned to host Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. We'll be दिखा रहा है the चोटी, शीर्ष four episodes of On The Block.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are फ्रेंड्स live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I कहा last episode...

Song: link

Twilight: Let me point this out right now! I'm the most important टट्टू in the entire universe!
Applejack: Did आप even check to see where आप were standing?
Twilight: Why?
Eddie: *Blows his horn as he runs over Twilight*
Rarity: *Watching Eddie leave as he pulls fifteen Southern Pacific boxcars*
Fluttershy: Will she be okay?
Rainbow Dash: Somehow, I don't doubt it. Let's get My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction set up. This is the original version द्वारा the way, not the extended one.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie...

Song: link

Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, या is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
Rainbow Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll दिखाना everyone My Little Pornstar: The प्रशंसक Fiction. Enjoy.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The...

Song: link

Carter: What is love?! Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!
Jesse: No more!
Wilson: Hey, आप already had your show.
Metal Gloss: It's time for those back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 37

Accidents Happen

February 14, 1954

Hawkeye:...

Song: link

Sean & Shayne: *Racing each other as they go very fast with their trains*
Mr. Nut: We're back.
Kevin: We were supposed to be back last week, but I guess we forgot.
Metal Gloss: Yeah, sorry everyone. I'm Metal Gloss from Ponies On The Rails, and I'm your hostess tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

8 PM - Now

Trainz
The Nut House

8:30 PM - Later

Ponies On The Rails - Back 2 Back

Metal Gloss: और back to back episodes of my show? This really is spectacular.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run...

Song: link

Sean: *Playing Mario Kart with Kevin* It's a great दिन to play Mario Kart.
Ian: *Looking at Sean* How is a train playing Mario Kart?

His eyes are wide open as the song starts.

Ian: What is that?!
Kevin: I don't want to know.
Sean: Turn it off!!
Kevin: *Throws a hammer at his TV, but the song is still playing*
Ian: WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!
Skywalker: Not what, but who. That's Spongebob, and I'm Skywalker from Bartholomew. The सेकंड half of our दिखाना is beginning now.

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady...

Song (Start at 4:16): link

Liz: *Playing guitar*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Master Sword: Come on over everyone! We got some great संगीत for you.
Skywalker: Did आप forget that we have a दिखाना to run?
Master Sword: You're the host आप know.
Skywalker: Oh, that's right. Hi folks. Skywalker from Bartholomew here, and welcome to the S.S.S.S. This is our last दिखाना of the month. We'll be taking the 31st, and April 7th off to celebrate April Fools, and the beginning of April itself.
Wilson: Does anyone even celebrate April Fools anymore?
Skywalker: Not that I know of. Anyway, here's tonight's schedule.

8 PM - Now...

Song: link

Sean: *Backing into a station with a passenger train*
Jesse: Perfect timing.
Sean: Why?
Jesse: Listen to the संगीत and you'll find out why.
Sean: We're not in New York City.
Liam: But that's where Bartholomew lives in his spin off. For the 2nd half of our show, we have back to back episodes. Have fun.

My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.

I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work...

Song: link

Percy: *Building a snowman with Kevin*
S.B: *Throws a snowball at Gordon*
Gordon: Hey!
S.B: Come on, it's a snowball fight.
Orion: *Crashes a model train into a hotel*
Liam: Hey, if आप want to have fun crashing stuff, play Train Simulator.
Orion: Alright.
Liam: Liam here from The Nut House. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I have created tonight's schedule for you.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back to back

Liam: Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Ponies On The Rails got his own spin off. This should be fun to watch, but first, Ponies On...

Song: link

Hawkeye: What's with the weird music?
Kevin: Still ahead of your time.
Stylo: It's from the...90's?
Kevin: 80's.
S.B: S.B here folks, and I'm here as your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We're gonna kick off the rest of our दिखाना with Six Shooters 2. Once that's over, we're gonna take a break, because of Chinese New Year, and President's Day. We will return on the 10th of March. Enjoy the movie.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Present

Men: *Racing hot rods*

Six Shooters 2

Men: *Racing in other hot rods*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430...