[leaps off a bridge, begins to sing]
Prince Edward: I've been dreaming of a...
[a group of cyclists collide with Prince Edward, everyone collapses]
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Prince Edward: [talking to a TV] Magic Mirror. I beg you. Tell me where she is!
Mary Ilene Caselotti: [on TV] Reporting from 116th and Broadway.
Prince Edward: One hundred and sixteenth and Broadway!
[hugs the TV]
Prince Edward: Thank आप mirror!
[kisses it and runs off]
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Giselle: [singing] How does she know...
Robert: [laughs] No, don't.
Giselle: आप प्यार her? / How does she know...
Robert: People look-looking.
Giselle: She's yours?
Robert: [interrupting] Don't sing. It's OK, आप know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?
Giselle: [speaks] Well, does she?
Robert: Yeah.
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Prince Edward: [threatening Robert with his sword] Have आप any last words before I dispatch you?
Robert: आप have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward: Strange words!
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Prince Edward: [holds sword in front of construction worker's neck, trying to find Giselle] I seek a beautiful girl. My life partner, my one coquette, the answer to my love's duet.
Arty: [stuttering] I-I'd like to find one of them too, आप know?
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Prince Edward: Nathaniel likes the way I leap?
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Prince Edward: I'm handsome even when I sleep?
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Giselle: Is that the only word आप know? "No?"
Robert: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, No!
Giselle: "No! No! No!" Over and over! When आप keep saying "No!" it just makes me so... Sometimes आप make me so!... angry.
[laughs really hard]
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मॉर्गन Philip: Remember, when आप go out not to put too much makeup otherwise the boys will get the wrong idea and आप know how they are...
[off Giselle's wide-eyed look]
मॉर्गन Philip: They're only after one thing.
Giselle: What's that?
मॉर्गन Philip: [laughs] I don't know. Nobody will tell me.
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Robert: [Giselle and the other people at Central Park all start singing] He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?
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क्वीन Narissa: [transforms into a dragon] If I'm to remain क्वीन I'll need a story for when I go back to Andalasia. What about "a giant, dangerous monster appeared and killed everyone, and poor क्वीन Narissa she just couldn't save them!" Let's start with the girl who started it all!
Robert: [pushes Giselle further behind him] Over my dead body!
क्वीन Narissa: [shrugs] Alright, I'm flexible.
[grabs Robert instead]
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क्वीन Narissa: [Giselle climbs towards her] Oh my, this is a twist in our story! It's the ब्रेव little princess coming to the rescue.
क्वीन Narissa: [looking at Robert] I guess this makes आप the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?
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Robert: [after Giselle has bitten the poisoned apple] Please, don't leave me.
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Robert: [singing to Giselle along with the bandleader at the ball] Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come, so far. We are so close.
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Robert: Would आप like me to call someone for you?
Giselle: I don't think they would hear आप from here.
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Robert: [struggling to break free of her grasp] You're crazy!
क्वीन Narissa: No. Spiteful, vindictive, *very large*, but never crazy.
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[Prince Edward is on चोटी, शीर्ष of a bus thinking it is a monster]
Prince Edward: You've met your match, आप foul bellowing beast!
[Edward stabs the bus and every passenger is in shock]
Bus Driver: Everybody stay on the bus.
Prince Edward: Giselle? My love?
Pip in New York: Giselle?
Prince Edward: Right. The steel beast is dead peasants! I've set आप all free!
Bus Driver: [gets off the bus and yells at Edward] Are आप crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear आप apart! Do आप hear me? आप get down here right now!
Nathaniel: Madam, allow me...
Prince Edward: Nathaniel, old friend.
Nathaniel: Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...
Bus Driver: You? A friend a' his? Crazy tight-wearin'... Are आप tryin' to mess up my route?
[Pip jumps onto her head and mimics her]
Bus Driver: I'll tear आप both apart! Don't आप roll your eyes at me, you...
[Nathaniel points to Pip and the bus driver looks up]
Bus Driver: A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Prince Edward: Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.
Nathaniel: Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?
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Nathaniel: [talking on the phone while in a taxi cab] No, uh... I've always treated her like a queen, but... lately I'm starting to feel there's this whole other side to her, like I... I don't even know her anymore.
Radio Therapist: [over the radio] I think आप need to take her aside and find out how she really feels about you.
क्वीन Narissa: [peeks in through open taxi cab window] Hello, Worthless. Miss me?
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[Nathaniel arrives in New York]
Arty: Let me guess. You're looking for a beautiful girl, too?
Nathaniel: No, actually, I'm looking for a prince.
Arty: Riiiight.
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Pip in Andalasia: [realizing his added weight on the troll causes the entire branch to sink lower] Whoa, I gotta lay off da nuts!
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Giselle: Why are आप staring at me?
Robert: I don't know. It's just that... it's like आप escaped from a Hallmark card या something.
Giselle: Is that a bad thing?
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[after seeing Giselle being reawakened द्वारा true love's kiss]
Ballroom Lady #1: Wasn't that lovely?
Ballroom Lady #2: I agree. So much better than last year's show.
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Prince Edward: Go ahead, Pip. What is it आप want to say?
Pip in New York: [clears his throat, squeaks] आप with me.
[rubs "hands" together and points to Nathaniel, trying to tell Edward that Nathaniel is a traitor]
Prince Edward: Nathaniel?
Pip in New York: [squeaking] Uh-huh. Nathaniel.
Prince Edward: Nathaniel's glad to have me near.
Pip in New York: [squeaking] No-no-no-no-no!
[imitates Nathaniel and then scurries to a soda cup indicating that he saw Nathaniel talking to Narissa in a boiling pot and made three apples appear]
Pip in New York: Broop, broop, broop.
Pip in New York: [takes a piece of ice as if it were an apple. Imitates Nathaniel again] Giselle.
[imitates Giselle गाना "True Love's Kiss"]
Prince Edward: Oh, I know this one.
Pip in New York: [as Nathaniel] Apple?
[as Giselle]
Pip in New York: No, thank you.
[as Nathaniel]
Pip in New York: It's good.
[as Giselle]
Pip in New York: Oh, okay.
[crunches on the ice and imitates death and then strikes a "tada" pose and waits for Edward's interpretation]
Prince Edward: आप feel you'd die without me here.
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[Prince Edward and Nancy are about to marry when Nancy's cell phone suddenly goes off]
Nancy Tremaine: Oops. I'm so sorry. Wow! You've got great reception here.
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Giselle: Goodness, we sure had a lot of excitement tonight. Were आप scared?
मॉर्गन Philip: A little bit, but do आप think Pip will be ok?
Giselle: Oh, well, I wouldn't worry about Pip. He is very brave. I remember this one time, when the poor भेड़िया was being chased द्वारा Little Red Riding हुड, डाकू around his grandmother's house, and she had an axe... oh, and if Pip hadn't been walking द्वारा to help I don't know what would've happened!
मॉर्गन Philip: I don't really remember that version.
Giselle: Well, that's because Red tells it a little differently.
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मॉर्गन Philip: The पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा is breathing!
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Robert: [tries to stop Nancy from leaving] What... what about taking मॉर्गन to school, आप know, for some grown-up girl bonding time?
Nancy Tremaine: What, so आप can have some grown-up girl bonding time?
Nancy Tremaine: [glares pointedly at Giselle]
Nancy Tremaine: I don't think so.
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Giselle: Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?
Robert: Only when you're there to catch me.
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Prince Edward: Silence! आप vile, murderous wretch! Once we return, all of Andelasia will know of your treachery. Your days as क्वीन will be over!
क्वीन Narissa: Take my crown? Don't आप think that's a little melodramatic, dear?
Prince Edward: I don't know what "melodramatic" means... but you'll be removed the throne, Narissa, I will see to it.
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[Prince Edward knocks on a बिना सोचे समझे door in Robert's apartment building, trying to find Giselle]
Pregnant Woman with Kids: [taking in Edward's "Prince Charming" getup] ... You're too late.
Prince Edward: [stricken] My apologies.
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Prince Edward: Fear not, Giselle! I will rescue you!
Pip in Andalasia: Yeah, but who's gonna rescue MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
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[Prince Edward sits on a remote control and sees the TV turn on]
Prince Edward: It seems as if this box controls the Magic Mirror.
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Prince Edward: Thank आप for taking care of my bride, peasants.
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Giselle: [after leaving the shower] Good morning, Robert. I hope आप had wonderful dreams.
Robert Philip: I think I'm still in one.
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Giselle: Oh, it's you.
Prince Edward: Yes, it's me. And आप are?
Giselle: Giselle.
Prince Edward: Oh, Giselle! We shall be married in the morning!
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Nathaniel: Sire, do आप like yourself?
Prince Edward: What's not to like?
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Giselle: Now if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night.
Robert Philip: What kind of place?
Giselle: I don't know. Maybe a nearby meadow या a hollow tree.
Robert Philip: A hollow tree?
Giselle: या a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.
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[an angry midget runs under Giselle's dress]
Grumpy: Hey! Watch it, will ya?
Giselle: Grumpy!
Grumpy: Geez, lady! Are आप for real?
Giselle: I-I think so.
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Giselle: Nobody has been very nice to me.
Robert: Yeah, well, welcome to New York.
Giselle: Thank you.
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Giselle: [singing] Well, does he take आप out dancing / Just so he can hold आप close?
Robert: [speaking] I don't dance!
Giselle: Dedicate a song / With words meant just for you? / Ooh ooh
Robert: [speaking] And I really don't sing.
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[greeting Robert at the King's and Queen's Ball]
Giselle: I'm surprised. आप कहा आप couldn't dance.
Robert: I कहा I didn't. I never कहा I couldn't.
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Giselle: [after Robert knocks on the bathroom door] Hello?
Robert: Okay, आप know what? आप gotta go. Look, I don't know what your deal is, if you're waiting around for Prince Charming या you're just...?
Giselle: Prince Edward.
Robert: Whatever. Look, I'll get आप to a bus, a train, a plane, a whatever, then, that's it. After that, I can't... I can't get involved after that.
[Giselle emerges from the bathroom in a bright blue dress]
Robert: Where did आप get that?
Giselle: I made it. Do आप like it?
[Robert notices dress-shaped holes in his curtains, and looks quite shocked]
Giselle: You're unhappy.
Robert: *You made a dress out of my curtains*?
Giselle: Oh, आप are unhappy!
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[first lines]
Narrator: Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom known as Andalasia, there lived an evil queen. Selfish and cruel, she lived in fear that one दिन her stepson would marry and she would lose her सिंहासन forever. And so she did all in her power to prevent the prince from ever meeting the one special maiden with whom he would share true love's kiss.
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[last lines]
Narrator: And so, they all lived happily ever after.
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[talking about Giselle]
Sam: She has no driver's license, no passport, I can't even find this place she comes from.
Robert: What place?
Sam: Andalusia.
Robert: Andalasia.
Sam: Whatever. I've called every travel agent. I'm not sure if it's a country या a city.
Robert: It can't be a state.
[Both watch Giselle अभिनय strangely]
Sam: और like a state of mind. She told me it's just beyond the meadows of joy and the valley of contentment. What is that all about?
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Phoebe Banks: Everybody has problems. Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all the good times because of them?
Phoebe Banks, Ethan Banks: [looking into one another's eyes] No.
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Robert: Oh my.
Giselle: Oh my. He's here!
Robert: Apparently.
Giselle: Oh my. Oh my goodness. How do I look?
Robert: Slightly stunned.
Giselle: No, I mean, how do I look?
[mean her appearance]
Robert: आप look... beautiful.
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Robert: Now she thinks that आप and I...
Giselle: Kissed?
Robert: Yeah, something like that.
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Robert: So, what's the deal with this prince of yours? How long आप been together?
Giselle: [wistfully] Oh, about a day.
Robert: आप mean it feels like a दिन because you're so in love.
Giselle: No, it's been a day.
Robert: You're kidding me. A day? One day?
Giselle: Yes.
[wistful again]
Giselle: And tomorrow it will be two days.
Robert: You're joking.
Giselle: No. I'm not.
Robert: Yeah, आप are.
Giselle: But I'm not.
Robert: You're gonna marry somebody after a day? Because आप fell in प्यार with him?
Giselle: Yes.
[grins]
Giselle: Yes!
Robert: [laughs as she drags him away]
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Giselle: What about you? How long have आप known your Nancy?
Robert: Uh, five years.
Giselle: And आप haven't proposed?
Robert: Well, no, I...
Giselle: Well no wonder she's angry.
Robert: Well...
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Robert: आप know most normal people get to know each other before they get married. They date.
Giselle: Date?
Robert: Yeah, आप know. Date.
[Giselle shakes her head not understanding]
Robert: आप go someplace special, like a restaurant, या a movie, या museum, या आप just hang out and आप talk.
Giselle: What do आप talk about?
Robert: About each other. About yourself. About your interests, your likes your dislikes, आप talk.
[both laugh]
Giselle: Oh, आप have such strange ideas about love.
Robert: Maybe we should just do what आप do. आप meet, आप have lunch, and आप get married.
Giselle: Oh, आप forgot about happily ever after.
Robert: Forget about happily ever after, it doesn't exist.
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Nancy Tremaine: [gushing happily] Usually आप just send an ई मेल with those digital flowers. These are exquisite. Where do आप find live doves in New York?
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Robert: [off Giselle's look] What?
Giselle: This is a very nice place.
Robert: Yeah?
Giselle: And we're eating dinner.
Robert: Yeah.
Giselle: [happily] This is a date!
Robert: Yeah!
[happy then realizing his mistake]
Robert: No! No. No, no, no, no. We're just, um, we're just friends.
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Robert: [after talking on the phone] It was Nancy. She's a lot like the woman in your book. Sweetie... I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
मॉर्गन Philip: What?
Robert: Ye, आप like her, don't you? We all get along, we have a good time together.
मॉर्गन Philip: Where's she going to live?
Robert: She's gonna live with us
मॉर्गन Philip: Do I have to give up my bedroom?
Robert: No, आप don't have to give up your bedroom. No. Come on, It's gonna be great. I promise. It's not like she's gonna try and be your mother.
मॉर्गन Philip: आप mean stepmother.
Robert: She's gonna be a nice stepmother. She's gonna take आप to school tomorrow, just आप and her, for some grown-up girl-bonding time.
मॉर्गन Philip: I'm only six.
Robert: आप won't always be.
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Prince Edward: [singing] Yes, there's a maid somewhere I've never met/ Who was made...
Giselle: [smiles, realizes she wasn't paying attention to what he was singing]
Prince Edward: [prompting] ... who was made...
[pauses, and then prompts in a soprano]
Prince Edward: ... to finish...
Giselle: What's wrong?
Prince Edward: You're not singing.
Giselle: Oh. Oh, no I'm not. Well, I was just thinking.
Prince Edward: [perplexed] Think-ing...?
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मॉर्गन Philip: But I think she might be a real princess!
Robert Philip: मॉर्गन honey, just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess. She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.
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[repeated line]
क्वीन Narissa: Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!
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Nancy Tremaine: किस her, Robert! It's okay.
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क्वीन Narissa: [after being accused of poisoning Giselle] Why would I ever align myself with that buffoon? I mean, think about it. Why...?
Prince Edward: Silence! आप lying, murderous wretch! When we return home, Andalasia shall know of your treachery. Your days as क्वीन will be over!
क्वीन Narissa: Take my crown? Don't आप think that's a bit melodramatic, dear?
Prince Edward: I don't know what "melodramatic" means, but you'll be removed from the throne, Narissa. I will see to it.
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क्वीन Narissa: We're coming to the end of our story now. Are आप at the edge of your seat, Giselle? Just dying to know how it ends? How about this, and they all lived happily ever after? Well, at least I did.
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Giselle: I was just thinking.
Prince Edward: Think-ing?
Giselle: Before we leave, there's one thing I would प्यार to do.
Prince Edward: Well, name it my love, and it is done.
Giselle: I want to go on a date.
Prince Edward: A date!
Prince Edward: What's a date?
