twilight saga

1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores आप या is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in प्यार with आप — and आप are the point of his existence.
2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells आप to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the प्यार of your life. आप should stay with him since he will keep आप सुरक्षित forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling आप he will never...

I guess there is a reason why फिल्में always follow on the heels of bestselling पुस्तकें instead of the other way around.

Had I seen the blockbuster version of Twilight before पढ़ना the saga I might have formed a और negative opinion of the world's most beloved couple. While I commend the cast and crew's efforts to bring this modern-day classic to life on the big screen, sometimes a story is better off left alone inside the binding of a hardcover manuscript.

Stephanie Meyer is a master at making the अकल्पनीय seem...well, not so hard to believe after all. A lion falls in प्यार with a lamb....