"Oh my god..ITS SO HOT!" She yelled, sadly getting the attention of a guard.

"Hey you! Get down here!"

"No! आप climb up here, आप DOUCHE LICKING TWAT!"For a few seconds, the man's face went into utter confusion, then turned red. "Why आप little~ Get her!" It only angered them और when she ran across the roof, cackling like a maniac. She still laughed, even as they chased her, because she knew exactly where she was going, and would hopefully loose them within minutes.


"What in the.." The Bureau leader muttered as he heard footsteps on the roof. Very light footsteps. Suddenly, a woman fell threw...

The warning alarm sounded as the Assassin ran across the rooftops. "Stop him!" A guard yelled as the others chased after, though लॉस्ट him within minutes.

A young woman sat in the darkness of the hideout until the man snick into the room, a smirk on his scared lips. "Sumayyah"

She heard someone say again. "Open the door."

Yawning, the Arab crawled off of the सोफ़ा, सोफे and into the kicthen, settling on the cool wood flooring. "Its open." With that, a dark haired man stepped in. "Hello Ammon. Can आप tell me why your here at.." She glanced at the दीवार clock. "7 am?.."

He sat down on the counter. "One,...

1 – Replace all his medications with Tic-Tacs. That way, when he finds out and decides to kill you; he'll be killing आप with minty-fresh breath!

2 – Lock him in the same room as Ben Moss for a good few hours, just for the lulz. Because we all know how much they प्यार each other really…

3 – Poke him. A lot. It's just funny when he goes all twitchy, yanno?

4 – Ask him if he know Casper the Friendly Ghost, and continuously sing the theme tune from the TV दिखाना whenever he's around.

5 – Constantly refer to him as 'The BFG' या 'Jolly Green (Or orange, it depends whether he's got that sweater...