Dr.Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow In The Dark Knight Rises Posters

This is in NO way serious so don't bag me. This is a bit like a roleplay... सवालों and suggestions are welcome! Do आप have a सवाल आप want to ask the Doctor? (Got a lot of inspiration from an लेख on fanfiction.net द्वारा PsychoSweetHeart).

Me: Hello! XD
Dr: What the!? Who are you? How'd आप get through the wall!?
Me: Here... (Hands him an iPhone) Start recording!
Dr: (Fumbles around with it for awhile)
Me: (Sighs) Touch the screen!
Dr: Interesting... What is 'Angry Birds'?
Me: (Snatches it off him) I'm going to ask आप a few सवालों and आप are going to answer them.
Dr: An interview? (Thinks)...

Me: *Tied up* We never got to the hospital. Dr Party-Pooper क्रेन had been fooling us all along!
Dr: Na na na na na…
Me: I knew it was all too easy!
Harley: Aw!
Dr: Hmmm, I'm not as dumb as आप thought, huh?
Me: I never thought आप were dumb. But I do know something: When I get outta here you're gonna cop the electric chair bad, fella!
Dr: Sorry Miss, but girl power failed this time. (If I an call आप a girl…)
Me: Hey! I am a girl!
Dr: Tomboy then. *Thinks* Now the tables are turned, I'm going to interview YOU.
Me: I knew this was coming.
Harley: Ditto.
Dr: Button it Joker's girl! Okay... But OH!...