Eeni meeni mini mo, catch a Princess by her toe...
All the princesses, sadly, have American accents. Even though most of them aren't American. Goddamnit. Would it kill for Belle to have a sweet French accent and Aurora to have a German one? Jus' sayin'.
Anyway, yes, speaking voices. This took some thought. On with the countdown!
Go find your own fucking swearing warning.
9) Belle
Gaston: "Blah blah blah blah I'm sexy blah blah blah I'm hot..." -- Belle: "Well, at least he's not as big headed as Simon Cowell."
Of course I'm not being biased. >:I
She actually doesn't sound that bad in the sequel, but we're not talking about that. I really really really don't like Paige O'Hara's voice. Also, they hired her because she sounds "more European"? I'm sorry, but what the fuck? She doesn't sound AT ALL European. She has an American accent. In fact, she sounds sort of like Judy Garland in places, but not in a good way.
I definitely think she'd sound nice if her voice was a little higher.
My favourite Belle quote:
Gaston: How can आप read this? There's no pictures!
Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.
8) Snow White
Finally - a man that has to bend down to किस me!
Well, at least she's not last.
Snow White's voice is sort of sweet, in an irritating way. Handy if आप want a dog, not handy if आप want your eardrums. I joke, I joke. I actually do quite like her voice when she speaks.
My favourite Snow White quote:
Oh! What a cute little chair. Why, there's seven little chairs. Must be seven little children. And from the look of this table, seven untidy little children.
7) Jasmine
Why is it always the weird ones that fly onto my balcony and try to woo me?
I do rather like Jasmine's voice, but I don't know... It's too high. I definitely think she'd sound better with a slightly lower voice.
This article's going to be just as abrupt as the other one, isn't it? D:
My favourite चमेली quote:
Go jump off a balcony.
6) Ariel
Look Flounder, even that शार्क thinks you're a guppy!
I don't know what it is about her voice, but something about it really irks me.
I suppose it doesn't really matter though, seeing as she's mute या गाना for most of the movie.
My favourite Ariel quote:
Ariel: I've never seen a human this close before. Oh... he's very handsome, isn't he?
Scuttle: I don't know, he looks kind of hairy and slobbery to me.
Ariel: No, not that one. The one playing the snarfblatt.
5) Cinderella
Lets hope this Prince isn't an ugly dick then, hmmm?
I like Cinders' voice. It's sweet and simple and old-fashioned. Sort of like सिंडरेला herself. The only reason she's this low is that I like the other voices more!
My favourite सिंडरेला quote:
Oh, well. What's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and-and-and boring, and-and completely... Completely wonderful.
4) Aurora
I'm pretty sure the Prince in my dreams was called Alfonso and serenaded me in 5 different languages whilst he kissed my neck... Oh well, this guy'll do.
I really प्यार Aurora's voice. It's just so पुराने ज़माने का, पुराने जमाने and I प्यार the power to it.
Most importantly, I think it सूट्स her to an absolute T.
My favourite Aurora quote:
Oh, we walk together, and talk together, and just before we say goodbye, he takes me in his arms, and then... I wake up. Yes, it's only in my dreams. But they say if आप dream a thing और than once, it's sure to come true, and I've seen him so many times.
3) Pocahontas
You're a weird pale metal man that tried to blow my brains out... Of course I'll go with you!
Most of आप will probably disagree with Poca being so high, but I really don't give a shit.
I प्यार her voice for, well, no reason. I just like the way it sounds and I think it's perfect for her.
My favourite Pocahontas quote:
This is where the path of hatred has brought us. This is the path I choose, Father. What will yours be?
2) Mulan
Scarier than the Undertaker? Puhlease, I doubt an old matchmaker can perform feats such as the Tombstone Piledriver.
I really प्यार Mulan's voice. It's awkward, humourous and sweet. I प्यार how it adapts to the situations just like मूलन does and it सूट्स her beautifully.
My favourite मूलन quote:
Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
1) Tiana
When I'm human, I've got to dig a little deeper so I'm almost there with my फ्रेंड्स on the other side down in New Orleans. /skills
Honestly, who else could it be?
Her accent is magical and I just प्यार it! Her voices fits her like a दस्ताना, दस्ताने and I adore all the emotion that comes pouring out of it. Her voice is the best द्वारा miles and rightly so.
My favourite Tiana quote:
My dream? My dream wouldn't be complete... without आप in it. I प्यार you, Naveen.
Yet another abrupt article. I just put the कोट्स in to make it longer.
Choosing a Tiana one was hell. I प्यार almost all of her quotes. I was lol'ing my face off at all her arguments with Naveen when I was पढ़ना through them. :L
Hmm... Something to post for no reason...
Here's something:
