I wrote this because I was feeling बिना सोचे समझे and strange. Plus my फ्रेंड्स were like "We are geniuses, post this online." So I was like "this is pointless...but ok." So here is my pointless little blurb of weirdness.
Teacher/Mr.Moore: Ok class lets get down to business. I know आप had a fun snow break but it's time to focus. today we will be baking muffins, we will follow the basic recipe but feel free to elaborate and make the टिकिया, मफिन flavor of your choice. Come back to my class after school to finish the टिकिया, मफिन project and be graded. Failure to complete this assignment will receive an F test grade. आप will be graded on Taste, look and time. आप may begin
Me: Sarah can आप get the flour the batter is looking soupy
Sarah:*goes to get flour*
Me: (right, well ...what do I do now ...it's such an awkward silence in the class. But I shouldn't sing because Mr.Moore कहा we have to get down to business) OMG yes! *starts to sing* "let's get down to business to beat *whips out spoon* the buns. (That sounded so sexual)
*sarah comes back with yeast*
Me: why did they send me yeast when I asked for flour *people start to stare at me like I'm a weirdo*
Me: *Looks at muffins* your the flattest bunch I've ever met but आप can bet before we're through, somehow I'll make a टिकिया, मफिन out of you! *looks at oven* silent as the forest but आग with in. Now that I've found the flour, I must find, the tin. *looks at muffins* you're a flavorless, stale pathetic lot and आप haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a टिकिया, मफिन out of you
Sarah:*smiles* Oh, I get it...um "I'm never going to catch my breath."
Me: say good bye to those who knew me
*whole class gets interested*
Jason: Boy, was I a fool for never baking
Sarah: this teacher's got 'em scared to death
Jason: *super high voice* hope he doesn't see right through me
Me: Now I really wish I knew how to whisk
Sarah: Be a muffin
Me: we must be तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट as the coursing river
Sarah: Be a muffin
Me: with all the flavor of a macaroon
Sarah: be a muffin
My Boyfriend/Micheal: *yells from all the way across the room* with all the sweet and not the sour
*2 मिनट pause*
Me: delicious as...um...as
Sarah: DELICIOUS AS LICKING OFF THE SPOON!!!
Me: time is racing toward us 'till the buns arrive
Jason अभिनय like Mr.Moore with a flour beard: Heed my every order and the muffins might survive
Mr.Moore: settle down class, no और outburst
Me: *winks at Sarah* I'm not ready for the rage या Mr.Moore *looks at muffins* so bake up! come on, time is through. How could I make muffins out of you?!
*class awkwardly laughs*
Emily: be a muffin
Michael: we must be तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट as a coursing river
Jason: Be a Ma- I mean Muffin
Me: with all the flavor as a macaroon
Sarah: Be a muffin
Emily and I: With all the sweet and not the sour, Delicious as licking off the spoon!
Mr.Moore: आप guys better be working while आप are गाना या आप are all getting F's
*class goes "Oooooooooo"*
Sarah: don't worry Mr.M we are working
Micheal: do आप wanna bake a dough man, come on lets go and kneed.
Me: I never kneed with आप anymore, come out the bowl it's like you've gone away
*class gets all excited like*
Me: we used to be baking buddies and now we're not I wish आप would tell me why...do आप want to bake and dough man...it doesn't have to be a dough man.
Sarah: shut up Olivia!
Me: ok, bye
Micheal: do आप want to bake a dough man, या spread flour in the halls
Jason: *looks at blenders we never use* I think some usage is overdue I've blending the dust on the walls...hang in there dust
Emily: it gets a little lumpy all these empty bowls just watching us all bake pie
Sarah: *make timer noises* tick tock, tick tock
Me: do wanna bake a dough man?
Sarah: OH! I KNOW A GOOD ONE!!! The flour is white on the pile tonight not a clump to be seen
Jason: A kingdom of powder and look like I'm the queen
Me: the flour is falling like this doughy storm inside
Michael: Couldn't keep it in the bowl knows I've tried
Emily: don't get the tin, don't ever kneed be the the good dough आप always had to be brisk don't feel, don't let them know ....well now they know
Sarah: Kneed the dough, Kneed the dough can't hold it back anymore
Me: kneed the dough, kneed the dough, don't drop it on the floor
Jason: I don't care if what the're going to taste
Michael: let the teacher rage on! The grades never bothered me anyway
Sarah: it's funny how some flour makes everything seem firm
Me: and the bowl that once controlled me can't get to me at all
Jason: it's time to see what I can bake, to test the teacher and break through
Sarah: no spoon, no fork no whisk for meeeee! I'm free
Michael: Kneed the dough, Kneed the dough I am one with the pin and fondant.
Me: Kneed the Dough, Kneed the dough आप won't make a croissant! *lame attempt to ryme*
Sarah: here a Kneed and here I stay, let the teacher rage on
Jason: ba du, du du, du, du , du
Sarah: my flour flurries through the air and to the dough
*picks up dough and twist it* my dough is spiraling in doughy fractions all around
Me: and one thought sifting is like a powdery blast!
Emily: I'm never going back, the bowl is in the past, let it- uh...KNEED THE DOUGH, kneed the dough
Me: *adds yeast so it will rise* please rise like the the break of dawn!
Jason: Kneed the dough, kneed the dough that perfect shape is gone!
Michael: here I kneed in the sight of *looks at May-lee* ...pauses MAY!!!
Sarah: LET THE TEACHER RAGE ON!!! My grades never bothered me anyway!
*the entire class claps*
We awkward except the clap, though we all insist we have crappy voices
Mr.Moore: ok settle down class enough of this!
Everyone looks at each other and chuckles
Later after class Mr.Moore pulls aside Michael, Jason, Sarah, Emily and I.
Mr.Moore: what आप guys did was very distracting and unnecessary, I could knock off an entire letter grade too. but however it was very creative and it looks like आप guys did good on your muffins...so let's make a deal no और गाना in my class and I'll give आप 20 extra credit points for your over all grades.
We were all like " YES, THANK YOU!!!" We didn't say that but we were all excited saying different things!
So डिज़्नी song CAN help आप in life ...that's legit how it went down it was fun :3 I just thought I'd share that with you. Hope आप enjoy my लेख butterflies!
Teacher/Mr.Moore: Ok class lets get down to business. I know आप had a fun snow break but it's time to focus. today we will be baking muffins, we will follow the basic recipe but feel free to elaborate and make the टिकिया, मफिन flavor of your choice. Come back to my class after school to finish the टिकिया, मफिन project and be graded. Failure to complete this assignment will receive an F test grade. आप will be graded on Taste, look and time. आप may begin
Me: Sarah can आप get the flour the batter is looking soupy
Sarah:*goes to get flour*
Me: (right, well ...what do I do now ...it's such an awkward silence in the class. But I shouldn't sing because Mr.Moore कहा we have to get down to business) OMG yes! *starts to sing* "let's get down to business to beat *whips out spoon* the buns. (That sounded so sexual)
*sarah comes back with yeast*
Me: why did they send me yeast when I asked for flour *people start to stare at me like I'm a weirdo*
Me: *Looks at muffins* your the flattest bunch I've ever met but आप can bet before we're through, somehow I'll make a टिकिया, मफिन out of you! *looks at oven* silent as the forest but आग with in. Now that I've found the flour, I must find, the tin. *looks at muffins* you're a flavorless, stale pathetic lot and आप haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a टिकिया, मफिन out of you
Sarah:*smiles* Oh, I get it...um "I'm never going to catch my breath."
Me: say good bye to those who knew me
*whole class gets interested*
Jason: Boy, was I a fool for never baking
Sarah: this teacher's got 'em scared to death
Jason: *super high voice* hope he doesn't see right through me
Me: Now I really wish I knew how to whisk
Sarah: Be a muffin
Me: we must be तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट as the coursing river
Sarah: Be a muffin
Me: with all the flavor of a macaroon
Sarah: be a muffin
My Boyfriend/Micheal: *yells from all the way across the room* with all the sweet and not the sour
*2 मिनट pause*
Me: delicious as...um...as
Sarah: DELICIOUS AS LICKING OFF THE SPOON!!!
Me: time is racing toward us 'till the buns arrive
Jason अभिनय like Mr.Moore with a flour beard: Heed my every order and the muffins might survive
Mr.Moore: settle down class, no और outburst
Me: *winks at Sarah* I'm not ready for the rage या Mr.Moore *looks at muffins* so bake up! come on, time is through. How could I make muffins out of you?!
*class awkwardly laughs*
Emily: be a muffin
Michael: we must be तत्पर, तेज, स्विफ्ट as a coursing river
Jason: Be a Ma- I mean Muffin
Me: with all the flavor as a macaroon
Sarah: Be a muffin
Emily and I: With all the sweet and not the sour, Delicious as licking off the spoon!
Mr.Moore: आप guys better be working while आप are गाना या आप are all getting F's
*class goes "Oooooooooo"*
Sarah: don't worry Mr.M we are working
Micheal: do आप wanna bake a dough man, come on lets go and kneed.
Me: I never kneed with आप anymore, come out the bowl it's like you've gone away
*class gets all excited like*
Me: we used to be baking buddies and now we're not I wish आप would tell me why...do आप want to bake and dough man...it doesn't have to be a dough man.
Sarah: shut up Olivia!
Me: ok, bye
Micheal: do आप want to bake a dough man, या spread flour in the halls
Jason: *looks at blenders we never use* I think some usage is overdue I've blending the dust on the walls...hang in there dust
Emily: it gets a little lumpy all these empty bowls just watching us all bake pie
Sarah: *make timer noises* tick tock, tick tock
Me: do wanna bake a dough man?
Sarah: OH! I KNOW A GOOD ONE!!! The flour is white on the pile tonight not a clump to be seen
Jason: A kingdom of powder and look like I'm the queen
Me: the flour is falling like this doughy storm inside
Michael: Couldn't keep it in the bowl knows I've tried
Emily: don't get the tin, don't ever kneed be the the good dough आप always had to be brisk don't feel, don't let them know ....well now they know
Sarah: Kneed the dough, Kneed the dough can't hold it back anymore
Me: kneed the dough, kneed the dough, don't drop it on the floor
Jason: I don't care if what the're going to taste
Michael: let the teacher rage on! The grades never bothered me anyway
Sarah: it's funny how some flour makes everything seem firm
Me: and the bowl that once controlled me can't get to me at all
Jason: it's time to see what I can bake, to test the teacher and break through
Sarah: no spoon, no fork no whisk for meeeee! I'm free
Michael: Kneed the dough, Kneed the dough I am one with the pin and fondant.
Me: Kneed the Dough, Kneed the dough आप won't make a croissant! *lame attempt to ryme*
Sarah: here a Kneed and here I stay, let the teacher rage on
Jason: ba du, du du, du, du , du
Sarah: my flour flurries through the air and to the dough
*picks up dough and twist it* my dough is spiraling in doughy fractions all around
Me: and one thought sifting is like a powdery blast!
Emily: I'm never going back, the bowl is in the past, let it- uh...KNEED THE DOUGH, kneed the dough
Me: *adds yeast so it will rise* please rise like the the break of dawn!
Jason: Kneed the dough, kneed the dough that perfect shape is gone!
Michael: here I kneed in the sight of *looks at May-lee* ...pauses MAY!!!
Sarah: LET THE TEACHER RAGE ON!!! My grades never bothered me anyway!
*the entire class claps*
We awkward except the clap, though we all insist we have crappy voices
Mr.Moore: ok settle down class enough of this!
Everyone looks at each other and chuckles
Later after class Mr.Moore pulls aside Michael, Jason, Sarah, Emily and I.
Mr.Moore: what आप guys did was very distracting and unnecessary, I could knock off an entire letter grade too. but however it was very creative and it looks like आप guys did good on your muffins...so let's make a deal no और गाना in my class and I'll give आप 20 extra credit points for your over all grades.
We were all like " YES, THANK YOU!!!" We didn't say that but we were all excited saying different things!
So डिज़्नी song CAN help आप in life ...that's legit how it went down it was fun :3 I just thought I'd share that with you. Hope आप enjoy my लेख butterflies!