My अगला Interview is with the Characters from Disney’s Pocahontas. Pocahontas requested the interview be held at Grandmother Willows पेड़ (something about her being able to make everyone understand each other) and I consented, as long as the critters leave us alone. Kocoums spirit is also going to शामिल होइए us for a moment, but John Rolfe is busy in लंडन and could not come. Radcliffe was also banned from this interview. John Smith is coming with his friend Thomas and Pocahontas is bringing Nakoma. I am hoping for another calm interview, but we shall see.

(When I arrive Pocahontas and Nakoma are already sitting and chatting. John and Thomas शामिल होइए us as I am settling down on the ground. Kocoum’s spirit has not arrived, but we shall go ahead and get started)

Me : Pocahontas are आप still with John Rolfe या have आप moved on?

Pocahontas : I still live with him in London.

(I am not sure if I offended her या not. Actually no one is smiling at this point…sheesh)

Me : So John Smith, have आप met anybody new या are आप stuck on Pocahontas?

John : I'm stuck with her. She's the only girl that I love. "No matter what happen, I'll always be with you, forever."

(Still no smiling या angry looks either, but there is defiantly tension)

Me : Pocahontas, I assume आप don't have a brush, WHY IS YOUR HAIR ALWAYS SO PERFECT???? Even after it gets blown in the wind!

Pocahontas (Now there is a smile) : Schwarzkopf! I use Schwarzkopf!

(The boys look confused, but the girls are giggling and smiling now)

Me : Pocahontas how did आप sent the letter to john smith?

Pocahontas : Well, I sent the letter द्वारा the Englishmen's ship when they traveled back to England. It was really long to wait... It's nicer to have ई मेल and social networks like today.

(The boys slightly grin with the girls at that comment, oh and here is Kocoum’s spirit to शामिल होइए us. I think I better ask his सवाल अगला before he has to leave again)

Me :Kocoum, Y U NEVER SMILE?!

Kocoum : Because I am a proud warrior, and proud warriors do NOT smile, या they'll seem soft.

(Well I think I just saw the “hard” warrior wink at Nakoma)


Me : Pocahontas, how did आप get a sexy body?

Pocahontas : I work out...guys look at this body...yeah... (no really I run a lot and run and jump off cliffs a lot, and just basically run...a lot)

(I think I just saw Nakoma roll her eyes behind Pocahontas’s back…yes that was defiantly a eye roll…well I am jealous too so I don’t blame her.)

Me : Nakoma, did आप ever fell in प्यार with anyone? Kocoum, John Smith, Thomas...Pocahontas?

Nakoma : I thought Kocoum was Super Hot, but that Bit...I mean my friend Pocahontas was his choice and it was cool...(whispers under her breath) I hate her so much....(out loud)...there will be other hunky Indian men...yeah....

(I believe I just caught another wink from Kocoum to Nakoma. Pocahontas is actually patting her फ्रेंड्स hand too, but I don’t think it is appreciated)

Me : John Smith, what happened to your family?

John Smith : "I was born with a complete family, but not a happy one. My father was an explorer, like what I am now. When I was 2 he left for a voyage and never returned - we never heard from him ever since. My mother, being a single parent, had a serious illness and died when I was 15. Having no one else since I was an only child I had nowhere else to go, so to make a living I had to work at a young age. I joined the ship crew and I've been sailing with ships ever since."

Me : Pocahontas, how old were आप when your mother died? Did आप remember her?

Pocahontas : I was only 6 when she died and yes....only in my memory.

(She turns to her friend for comfort at she makes a small sob, but…Nakoma seems to be missing. And um so does Kocoum’s spirit. Well alright I guess we will forget about them for the moment)

Me : John Smith, how did आप become the captain of English ship?

John :That is a LONG story, but basically I worked my butt off and it was years of hard labor that earned me the position....

Me :Thomas, do आप realize that you're the one who makes John get hurt?

Thomas : *SOB* .....Yes....thanks for bringing it up......(runs off sobbing)

(John goes after his friend so I decide to turn to Grandmother Willow, who has been very quite throughout this interview)

Me : Grandmother Willow, why are आप a talking tree? Where आप a reincarnation या are आप just a figment of Poca's imagination?

Grandmother Willow :I am actually a hallucinogenic Willow पेड़ and anybody who sits near me will experience visions....like आप are doing right now

(okay now I feel a little confused and disturbed. So I decide to end this interview and go to give Pocahontas…wait I think she is a deer now. Well anyway I hug Pocahontas and I leave as quickly as I can.)

Well This was a calm and hopefully slightly interesting interview. I hope everyone enjoyed it. Time for the shout outs : Pink_Love, SweetPea2007,chesire, smileyAqua,Bumbl3b33,BelleAmie, ppv,WinxRocks,dee389,sophy22,LightningRed,3xZ.