I was out hiking in the woods with a few फ्रेंड्स of mine, when we all got लॉस्ट and accidentally विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an घंटा या so, I sat on a stump, praying that my फ्रेंड्स would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some फ्रेंड्स I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a स्कर्ट that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are आप lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do आप mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure आप can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that आप like jumping off cliffs. Are आप suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I प्यार the wind in my hair!
Me: If आप hadn't gotten married, would आप consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I प्यार my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did आप marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom आप fell in प्यार with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would आप leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes आप प्यार someone, but then आप meet someone else and प्यार them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: आप don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me द्वारा the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are आप MAD? There's nothing और powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE आप SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit आप here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are आप ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and आप don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could आप stand the भालू droppings all around? And how आप don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch आप when आप sleep?
Pocahontas: आप watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would आप ever agree if someone called आप a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: द्वारा far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an घंटा या so, I sat on a stump, praying that my फ्रेंड्स would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some फ्रेंड्स I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a स्कर्ट that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are आप lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do आप mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure आप can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that आप like jumping off cliffs. Are आप suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I प्यार the wind in my hair!
Me: If आप hadn't gotten married, would आप consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I प्यार my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did आप marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom आप fell in प्यार with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would आप leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes आप प्यार someone, but then आप meet someone else and प्यार them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: आप don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me द्वारा the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are आप MAD? There's nothing और powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE आप SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit आप here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are आप ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and आप don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could आप stand the भालू droppings all around? And how आप don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch आप when आप sleep?
Pocahontas: आप watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would आप ever agree if someone called आप a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: द्वारा far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
टिप्पणी दे if आप want more!! :D
On the fourth दिन of Princess
Walt डिज़्नी gave to me,
four braiding girls
three fairy spells
two lucky pals
and the wisdom of an old tree.
As difficult as my pick for march was, as easy was the one for April. After all, the most obvious holiday to feature is Easter, and there is only one princess which came back from the death. The most difficult part for this one was to decide which दिन to mark...the friday, the sunday, the monday या all of them. I felt that "all of them" would be going a little bit overboard, so I finally went for the monday. I hope that is okay with you.
And naturally I...
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Walt डिज़्नी gave to me,
four braiding girls
three fairy spells
two lucky pals
and the wisdom of an old tree.
As difficult as my pick for march was, as easy was the one for April. After all, the most obvious holiday to feature is Easter, and there is only one princess which came back from the death. The most difficult part for this one was to decide which दिन to mark...the friday, the sunday, the monday या all of them. I felt that "all of them" would be going a little bit overboard, so I finally went for the monday. I hope that is okay with you.
And naturally I...
