I was out hiking in the woods with a few फ्रेंड्स of mine, when we all got लॉस्ट and accidentally विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an घंटा या so, I sat on a stump, praying that my फ्रेंड्स would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some फ्रेंड्स I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a स्कर्ट that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are आप lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do आप mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure आप can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that आप like jumping off cliffs. Are आप suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I प्यार the wind in my hair!
Me: If आप hadn't gotten married, would आप consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I प्यार my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did आप marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom आप fell in प्यार with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would आप leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes आप प्यार someone, but then आप meet someone else and प्यार them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: आप don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me द्वारा the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are आप MAD? There's nothing और powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE आप SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit आप here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are आप ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and आप don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could आप stand the भालू droppings all around? And how आप don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch आप when आप sleep?
Pocahontas: आप watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would आप ever agree if someone called आप a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: द्वारा far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an घंटा या so, I sat on a stump, praying that my फ्रेंड्स would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some फ्रेंड्स I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a स्कर्ट that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are आप lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do आप mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure आप can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that आप like jumping off cliffs. Are आप suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I प्यार the wind in my hair!
Me: If आप hadn't gotten married, would आप consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I प्यार my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did आप marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom आप fell in प्यार with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would आप leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes आप प्यार someone, but then आप meet someone else and प्यार them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: आप don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me द्वारा the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are आप MAD? There's nothing और powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE आप SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit आप here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are आप ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and आप don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could आप stand the भालू droppings all around? And how आप don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch आप when आप sleep?
Pocahontas: आप watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would आप ever agree if someone called आप a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: द्वारा far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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Hola! As most of आप probably know, I have taken the liberty of restarting प्रशंसक of the महीना after a few months of inactivity due to Crazy_Rawr's absence. This is the first FOTM interview in months and it's with Tygers_Eye, FOTM for May. MalloMar provided the questions. Well, here's the long awaited interview :)
1. Congratulations! How does it feel to be प्रशंसक of the Month?
A little surprising. I just learned that I won प्रशंसक of the महीना for May 2014. Since's it's now October, I imagine my shock.
2. Your प्रिय Princess and why?
Princess Tiana. I think she has a great combination of admirable...
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1. Congratulations! How does it feel to be प्रशंसक of the Month?
A little surprising. I just learned that I won प्रशंसक of the महीना for May 2014. Since's it's now October, I imagine my shock.
2. Your प्रिय Princess and why?
Princess Tiana. I think she has a great combination of admirable...
Today I'll focus on why I love Cinderella
13. Elsa
I feel really bad for having her in last place, honestly. It's just I find her quite plain compared to the others. I don't hate या even dislike her I'm just not that interested with her and kind of feel like she could have made some better decisions.
12. Snow White
As before with Elsa, I don't dislike her I just prefer the others. The reason she's higher than Elsa is because I feel she handled her situation a lot better and has और personality.
11. Anna
I'm pretty neutral about Anna, she has a very sweet and bubbly personality which I sort of like, but on the other hand that...
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I feel really bad for having her in last place, honestly. It's just I find her quite plain compared to the others. I don't hate या even dislike her I'm just not that interested with her and kind of feel like she could have made some better decisions.
12. Snow White
As before with Elsa, I don't dislike her I just prefer the others. The reason she's higher than Elsa is because I feel she handled her situation a lot better and has और personality.
11. Anna
I'm pretty neutral about Anna, she has a very sweet and bubbly personality which I sort of like, but on the other hand that...
I did my प्रिय डिज़्नी Princess सूची before, but now it's changed a LOT, so I decided to remake the list. Anyways, please keep in mind that this is my opinion, so respect my opinion and I'll respect yours. Enjoy the article! :)
13. Anna
I used to dislike her, but my opinions have changed. I actually like Anna now. Not a lot, and I still find her annoying, but I actually like her now. I still have some problems with her though. Like marrying a man आप just met? Going into the freezing cold in a dress? She makes stupid decisions, and that also annoys me. She's still in last right now, but...
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13. Anna
I used to dislike her, but my opinions have changed. I actually like Anna now. Not a lot, and I still find her annoying, but I actually like her now. I still have some problems with her though. Like marrying a man आप just met? Going into the freezing cold in a dress? She makes stupid decisions, and that also annoys me. She's still in last right now, but...
