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"I like taking pointless फेसबुक surveys as much as the अगला person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling प्यार might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most हाल का survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last किस standing up, sitting down, या lying down?
The only किस I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose बिस्तर were आप on last?
Nagini's,...

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I found these fascinating, thought आप guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow तारा, स्टार indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

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Greetings, new follower:

If आप are पढ़ना this letter then आप have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If द्वारा some unprecedented chance आप are पढ़ना this and आप have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest आप put down this letter and leave now, या the consequences for आप will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which आप must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

A handy-dandy Wikihow लेख on how to make a horcrux, for all आप aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch या wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide आप should not attempt to create a horcrux until आप can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...