CALLING ALL DAMON FANS...

I haven't read the पुस्तकें yet, but this is my प्रिय tv!Damon quote:

"I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in me."

"I'll try to put this in a way आप can understand. आप don't want to mess with me, I am और dangerous than आप can possibly imagine."

I have lots os favourites...

Damon: Katherine?
Katherine: Yes Damon?
Damon: Katherine?
Katherine: Yes?
Damon: Go to hell.

Giuseppe: What do आप mean, you're not going back(to university)?
Damon: I would have thought even आप could understand such a simple sentence, father. Shall I repeat it in Latin for you?
Giuseppe: आप are telling me that I... will have to face my फ्रेंड्स knowing my son is a... an idler?
Damon: Apparently. If आप can call those who हलके पीले रंग का, फॉन, हलके पीले रंग on आप in the hopes that आप will lend them money your friends.

''Very touching. Do आप want me to imitate a violin?''

Elena: I can't go down there. They think I'm dead!
Damon: Oh, you've remembered that. Good for you.