Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the किस in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the Cullen वैंपायर don't come out into the sun या else they'll sparkle and disguise themselves as ईमो kids who hate themselves. PJO beats Twilight in the coolness of वैंपायर department.
3. In PJO, some of the good guys actually died. I cried during The Last Olympian. In Twilight, only the bad guys died. Everything can't be happy-happy डिज़्नी World ending!
4. PJO was actally well written. Rick Riordan had a lot of knowledge on Greek mythology, whereas Stephanie Meyer probably had to keep a thesaurus with her every time she made a sentence.
5. PJO has actually become a very successful series with a सेकंड series following it, The हीरोस Of Olympus. Twilight is four पुस्तकें people dont bother पढ़ना for facts and just watch the crappier movies.
6. They may have screwed the book in the PJO movie, but at least it wasnt fluffy.
7. Many normal people bleed from sword cuts. No normal people bleed from paper cuts, especially ones from wrapping paper.
8. People actually read the Percy Jackson पुस्तकें for their info on it. Twi-hards watch the movie and don't bother with the book.
9. In Percy Jackson, some good guys are antagonistic, others were spies for the bad guys, and some die. In Twilight, good guys are good guys and bad guys are bad guys, no middleman.
10. Well, Percy Jackson had a plot.
11. Stephanie Meyer has copied much from other लोकप्रिय mythical creature पुस्तकें and shows (Harry Potter, Buffy). There is no plaigarism in PJO.
12. Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.

Thanks for your time.
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Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off द्वारा saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The अभिनय is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written द्वारा a five साल old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...
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Disclaimer: The शीर्षक of the लेख may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my लेखाए that I have पोस्टेड on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to सूची my चोटी, शीर्ष 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...
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In The Twilight Saga, 'la tua cantante' seems very little explained, and, personally, I'm not going to wait for SMeyer to answer the सवाल herself and dilute the whole phenomenon with her signature 'SMeyer Science'.
Disclaimer:
This theory is the speculation of an untrained, inexpert child; I may be incorrect, I may not be. The purpose of this लेख is to broaden the field for speculation, intelligent discussion, या correction on the blood that sings.

Here Goes:

This doesn't require very much knowledge of the basic anatomy of blood; all आप need to know is that it carries important stuff...
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I'm not really sure if this is a good place to post this article. However, it is the though-provoking spot that has to do with twilight, and द्वारा looking at the title, आप can tell this is for sure not a good लेख to put on the Twilight Spot.
Unless I want to get attacked of course.
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A few months ago, a very famous horror writer, Stephen King, criticized Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight Saga. If आप don't know Stephen King, he is a very known and famous horror writer. Some of his लोकप्रिय पुस्तकें are Carrie, The Shining, It, the Dark Tower Series, and plenty of more. Stephen King had कहा about...
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A cute Twilight spoofy improv thing I found. The सेकंड part includes some failed attempts and funny outtakes of their other stuff.
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"Doomsday approacheth." XD
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if आप don't mind the lulz.
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After पढ़ना the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" द्वारा bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella हंस a heroine. If आप do, आप have got a really great deal of imagination, या a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight प्रशंसकों would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...
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