Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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1. In Twilight, the "romance" as they call it is just there from the beginning. In Percy Jackson and the Olympians (We'll call it PJO), the Percy-Annabeth relationship was apparent from the start, but built up until the किस in Battle of The Labryrinth and eventually their relationship began in The Last Olympian.
2. In Battle Of The Labryrinth, Percy ran into Greek mythology's equivilent to vampires: the empousai. These were ugly creatures who had flaming hair, one goat leg, one metal leg, fangs, were deadly poisonous, and usually disguised themselves as mean cheerleaders. In Twilight, the Cullen वैंपायर don't come out into the sun या else they'll sparkle and disguise themselves as ईमो kids who hate themselves. PJO beats Twilight in the coolness of वैंपायर department.
3. In PJO, some of the good guys actually died. I cried during The Last Olympian. In Twilight, only the bad guys died. Everything can't be happy-happy डिज़्नी World ending!
4. PJO was actally well written. Rick Riordan had a lot of knowledge on Greek mythology, whereas Stephanie Meyer probably had to keep a thesaurus with her every time she made a sentence.
5. PJO has actually become a very successful series with a सेकंड series following it, The हीरोस Of Olympus. Twilight is four पुस्तकें people dont bother पढ़ना for facts and just watch the crappier movies.
6. They may have screwed the book in the PJO movie, but at least it wasnt fluffy.
7. Many normal people bleed from sword cuts. No normal people bleed from paper cuts, especially ones from wrapping paper.
8. People actually read the Percy Jackson पुस्तकें for their info on it. Twi-hards watch the movie and don't bother with the book.
9. In Percy Jackson, some good guys are antagonistic, others were spies for the bad guys, and some die. In Twilight, good guys are good guys and bad guys are bad guys, no middleman.
10. Well, Percy Jackson had a plot.
11. Stephanie Meyer has copied much from other लोकप्रिय mythical creature पुस्तकें and shows (Harry Potter, Buffy). There is no plaigarism in PJO.
12. Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.

Thanks for your time.
I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another लेखक - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर लेखन polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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For people who were expecting this लेख to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point.
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So, this article(as आप can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The लेखक of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most लोकप्रिय writers at this point. Why?
I really don't know.
The सूची of reasons

1)Her writing
Okay, even back when I was a mega प्रशंसक of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...
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I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She कहा Jacob was beautiful once या twice and called his new muscles impressive once या that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain अगला to him. She thinks Jacob is too...
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