The अगला morning, Kiki got up at the crack of dawn. She got on the computer and opened Fanpop, and Facebook. या course no one was on. So Kiki decided to mess with her younger brother, Chris.
"Chriiiiiiiiiis," Kiki कहा into Chris's ear while he was lying in bed. Chris didn't flinch. "Darn." Kiki muttered.
Then, one of the kittens, Pecan, peered from underneath Chris's covers. Kiki jumped back.
"Pecan? Sleeping with Chris is a no-no!" Kiki whispered. She lifted up एक प्रकार का अखरोट, पेकन and brought him into her room. She chased him around the room for a bit, until he out-ran her.
Then, Kiki got a CRAZY idea.
She grabbed an anonymous pencil, and gently jabbed it into Pecan's side. He barely flinched, but gave Kiki one of his WTF? cat faces. "Poke." Kiki कहा with a laugh. "You've been poked!" Kiki ran around her room teasing एक प्रकार का अखरोट, पेकन who had no idea what was going on.
"BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!" The computer in the hall went. Kiki tripped over a few बिना सोचे समझे things lying on the floor, but made it into the computer. There, sitting blankly on her screen was this:
Wally B. is requesting a chat with you.
Kiki had a blank expression on her face, but accepted the chat anyway.
Kiki: What do आप want?
Wally: God, don't be feisty. And ur supposed to spell words wrong. Only sum.
Kiki: OK...? Why are आप up?
Wally: Well, my dad had golf on the TV and it woke me up. So I came on heer.
Kiki: But isn't it like 2:00 in the morning there?
Wally: Ya
Kiki: OK then. Is Kuki up?
Wally: No. I tugged on the rope. A bunch. No answer.
Kiki: Aw. Well, I hope she gets up soon.
Wally: I tried to tell her last night.
Kiki: Tell her what?
Wally: IT.
Kiki: Ooooooohhhhhhhhh. And? Tell me all the details.
Wally: FANGIRL. I chickened out, OK?
Kiki: Makes sense. Isn't that how it usually is?
Wally: Shut up.
Kiki: Well get some sleep, bub.
Wally: OK. Why duz everyone call me that? I only let Kacey call me that.
Kiki: Bub Bub Bub Bub Bub.
[Wally Beetles is offline]
"Oh, Wally." Kiki said.
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Later that day, Megan was sitting at the रसोई, रसोईघर तालिका, टेबल listening to Maddy read her school play script.
"What are आप again?" Megan asked.
Maddy snarled. "A POLAR BEAR, MEGS! PAY ATTENTION!" Megan rolled her eyes.
"Sorry."
"Oh, are आप embarrassed about your sister playing a polar भालू in 'Don't Mess With the Polar Ice Caps'?" Maddy asked, furious.
"You're impossible! I'm going on Facebook." Megan grumbled. Megan got on Facebook. She scrolled down the page, and started laughing about this:
Kacey Dodson पोस्टेड a picture.
Tagged: Kuki Sanban, Wally Beetles
Comments:
Abby L: लोल REALLY? How'd आप get this pic?
Kacey D: I have my ways.
Wally B: WHY? THAT WAS RETARDED! आप BELONG IN JUVIE!
Kacey D: Yup I do
Kuki S: ......
Hoagie G: O_O
Kiki H: HAHA! Where'd आप find them?
Kacey: Half way across the rope. I don't know how they manged....
Megan B: Oh wow. I LOL'd when I saw this!
Megan पोस्टेड her टिप्पणी दे and laughed. She went back into laughter. This was absolutely HILARIOUS.
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Wally plopped on his bed. He was angry. Angrier than anything. How could Kacey do that to him? Posting that picture? Wally just took off his कमीज, शर्ट and got in bed. He had nothing better to do. He could hear his Dad coming up the stairs and pulled the comforter over his head and groaned.
"Hey, Wallabee!" Mr. Beetles said.
Wally कहा nothing.
"Eh, what's wrong?" Mr. Beetles asked.
Wally sniffled. "Kacey पोस्टेड a picture on फेसबुक of me and Kuki..."
"You and Kuki? Kuki Sanban? That cute girl अगला door?"
"DAD!"
"Sorry, ol' boy. आप like her don't ya? Like, like-like her?"
"Dad, please..."
"Nothin' wrong with havin' a lil' crush!" Mr. Beetles chuckled. "I had a crush on about 50 girls!"
"DAAAD!" Wally yelled.
"Oh, sorry." Mr. Beetles patted Wally's head and left.
Wally sighed and went to go tug on the rope. Kuki's head appeared.
"Hey Wally." She said.
"You saw the picture?" Wally asked.
"Yes. I can't believe आप talked me into that..." Kuki moaned.
Wally blushed. "Well, Kacey put it online and now we're screwed."
"Wally, I can't do this anymore. It's been fun, but I'm done." Kuki wiped tears from her eyes and left her room.
Wally didn't move.
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Kacey was bored, so she skateboarded over to Wally's house. She left her skateboard in the usual hiding spot, and climbed up the house. When she reached Wally's window, she saw him just lying on his bed. No movement. He just.... sat there.
"Wally?" She asked.
Wally didn't answer.
"WALLABEE?" Kacey asked sternly.
No answer.
Kacey put on her best Numbuh 86 voice and.... "NUMBUH 4! GET YOUR KIESTER OVER HERE NOW!"
Wally didn't even flinch.
Kacey rolled her eyes and climbed into Wally's room. She began jumping on the bed.
Wally breathed.
"Are आप on new medication?" Kacey asked. "You hate it when I jump on your bed."
"I'm depressed." Wally finally muttered.
"Oh, really?" Kacey got down from the बिस्तर and laid down अगला to him.
"Yup. आप PUT THAT FREAKIN' PICTURE ONLINE."
"That was photoshopped." Kacey कहा with a smirk.
Wally sat up straight. "WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"Yup. I saw आप guys up there, so I snapped a pic. But since it was terrible quality, I photoshopped it. It looked way different than the actual thing.
Wally sighed. But he still was depressed. "And something else happened."
"What?" Kacey asked.
"I can't tell you."
"Why not?"
"BECAUSE I CAN'T."
Kacey shrugged. This was even और boring than before. So she left.
"Good lord." Wally said. "I thought she'd never leave."
When he got on Facebook, he couldn't believe what he saw.