Martha: [To Clark] So, this is your little secret. You’re taking her to the Prom, aren’t you?
Clark: [He snorts] Lois?
Lois: Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
Martha: So what, आप two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
Clark: [Embarrassed] Mom!
Lois: I don’t mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but, uh, did आप crack open the cooking sherry?
Martha: Of course not! I’m just super-pumped about Prom.
Lois: [Smiling] How do I look?
Clark: [Unsure] Looks like you’re going to the Prom.
Lois: I am. [She comes down the stairs] And you’re taking me! I’m not going to let आप sit around moping all night while your parents go out and do the electric boogaloo all night. It’s gonna be fun.
Clark: [Shaking his head] No, I’m not going.
Lois: Massive re-strategy. You’re going to your senior Prom whether आप like it या not. End of discussion. Put on your tux.
Clark: Lois, wasn’t this not in the realm of possibilities?
Lois: Anything is possible, Clark. Anything.
Lois: [Ecstatic] Isn’t this amazing? Oh, aren’t आप so glad आप came, Clark? We are gonna have so much fun!
Clark: Okay, Lois, आप got me here. आप can stop laying it on.
Lois: I’m gonna go get some punch.
Lois: Clark! Clark! It’s called an escort for a reason.
Lois: What the hell am I doing in a dress, and what the hell am I doing at your Prom?
Clark: [ Realizing. ] Oh, no.
Lois: Did आप pin that on me?
Clark: I’ll explain later, Lois.
Lois: A little close to the boob, don’t आप think?
Lois: [To Clark] Okay, Smallville. I clicked my heels together three times and nothing happened. Better tell me what’s going on.
Clark: Listen, Lois—
Lois: Your parents filled me in. Apparently some girl named Dawn was possessing me.
Clark: Yeah, well, that’s the short version.
Lois: Yeah, well, that’s the last time I’ll ever do my hair.
Clark: Look, I’m sorry आप got pulled into all of this.
Lois: Don’t worry about it. I never quite made it to my senior Prom. But the पंच could use a little kick.
Clark: आप know, I was thinking since आप did get all dressed up and आप came here with me… आप should at least get a dance out of it.
Lois: Chivalry noted, but I’m not the one आप want to dance with, Clark. She is.
Lois: You’re headed for Metropolis. आप are destined to be a big shot reporter at the Daily Planet. Do आप really picture Clark Kent being able to keep up with you?
[Chloe thinks about it for a moment]
Chloe: आप know, Lois, I think Clark might have a lot और to offer than आप realize.
Lois: I wouldn’t bet on it.
Clark: [He snorts] Lois?
Lois: Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
Martha: So what, आप two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
Clark: [Embarrassed] Mom!
Lois: I don’t mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but, uh, did आप crack open the cooking sherry?
Martha: Of course not! I’m just super-pumped about Prom.
Lois: [Smiling] How do I look?
Clark: [Unsure] Looks like you’re going to the Prom.
Lois: I am. [She comes down the stairs] And you’re taking me! I’m not going to let आप sit around moping all night while your parents go out and do the electric boogaloo all night. It’s gonna be fun.
Clark: [Shaking his head] No, I’m not going.
Lois: Massive re-strategy. You’re going to your senior Prom whether आप like it या not. End of discussion. Put on your tux.
Clark: Lois, wasn’t this not in the realm of possibilities?
Lois: Anything is possible, Clark. Anything.
Lois: [Ecstatic] Isn’t this amazing? Oh, aren’t आप so glad आप came, Clark? We are gonna have so much fun!
Clark: Okay, Lois, आप got me here. आप can stop laying it on.
Lois: I’m gonna go get some punch.
Lois: Clark! Clark! It’s called an escort for a reason.
Lois: What the hell am I doing in a dress, and what the hell am I doing at your Prom?
Clark: [ Realizing. ] Oh, no.
Lois: Did आप pin that on me?
Clark: I’ll explain later, Lois.
Lois: A little close to the boob, don’t आप think?
Lois: [To Clark] Okay, Smallville. I clicked my heels together three times and nothing happened. Better tell me what’s going on.
Clark: Listen, Lois—
Lois: Your parents filled me in. Apparently some girl named Dawn was possessing me.
Clark: Yeah, well, that’s the short version.
Lois: Yeah, well, that’s the last time I’ll ever do my hair.
Clark: Look, I’m sorry आप got pulled into all of this.
Lois: Don’t worry about it. I never quite made it to my senior Prom. But the पंच could use a little kick.
Clark: आप know, I was thinking since आप did get all dressed up and आप came here with me… आप should at least get a dance out of it.
Lois: Chivalry noted, but I’m not the one आप want to dance with, Clark. She is.
Lois: You’re headed for Metropolis. आप are destined to be a big shot reporter at the Daily Planet. Do आप really picture Clark Kent being able to keep up with you?
[Chloe thinks about it for a moment]
Chloe: आप know, Lois, I think Clark might have a lot और to offer than आप realize.
Lois: I wouldn’t bet on it.
