MARY SUNSHINE]
When I was a tiny tot
Of maybe two या three
I can still remember what
My mother कहा to me...

Place rose colored glasses on your nose
And आप will see the robins
Not the crows

for in this tense and टैंगल्ड web
Our weary lives may weave
you're so much better off
if आप believe...

That there's a little bit of good
In everyone
In everyone you'll ever know

Yes, there's a little bit of good
In everyone
Though many times, it doesn't show

It only takes the taking time
With one another
For under every mean veneer
Is someone warm and dear
Keep looking...

for that bit of good in everyone
The ones we call bad
Are never all bad
So try to find that little bit of good!

Just a little, little bit of good

Is someone warm and dear
Keep looking...

For that little good in everyone
Although आप meet rats
They're not complete rats
So try to find that little bit of good!

Renee Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Taye Diggs - Nowadays/Hot Honey Rag

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Chicago Theater is proud to announce a first.
The first time, anywhere there's been an act of this nature.
Not only one little lady, but two!
You've read about them in the papers and now here they are!
Chicago's own killer dillers
those scintillating sinners
Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!

Roxie and Velma:
आप can like the life you're living
आप can live the life आप like
आप can even marry Harry
But mess around with Ike
And that's
Good, isn't it?
Grand, isn't it?
Great, isn't it?
Swell, isn't it?
Fun, isn't it?
But nothing stays

In fifty years या so
It's gonna change, आप know
But, oh, it's heaven
Nowadays

ANNOUNCER
Okay, आप babes of jazz. Let's pick up the pace.
Let's make the parties longer.
Let's make the skirts shorter.
Let's all go to hell in a fast car and KEEP IT HOT!

Roxie and Velma:
And all that Jazz!