Oompa Loompa

This is the official prayer for Charlie and the चॉकलेट factory.
Pray this every दिन and आप may find the golden ticket.

Our father who art in चॉकलेट heaven
Hallowed be thy name
They visitors will come
on earth as it is in the चॉकलेट factory
give us our genius chocolatier Willy Wonka
and forgive us from all the चॉकलेट we ate
as we forgive those greedy kids who visited the factory
save us from our चॉकलेट desire
and deliver us form our parents
for Willy Wonka, Oompa Loompa's, and all चॉकलेट प्रेमी now and forever

Amen

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