Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: It feels great to be back everypony. Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2. Audience: *Cheers* Tom: Today's crossover parody, चोटी, शीर्ष Queer. Audience: *Laughs* Master Sword: This crossover parody combines चोटी, शीर्ष Gear with Glee. Audience: *Laughs* Tom: And begin.
Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson Master Sword as James May Saten Twist as Richard Hammond Mortomis as Will Schuester Snow Wonder...
#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN: Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern. It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable. But still pretty bad..
#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2: I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..
#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2: It's his first time appearing in hollywood. And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new यूट्यूब skit involves insulting this movie. Though.....
At a fancy resturant. Trixie: Oh darling, I'm so, so sorry.. How आप taking it. Saten: Well.. I been 'better'.. But I'm just glad "your" still here. Trixie: Well don't worry, I have a least 3 weeks off.. I'm here for you. Saten: Well.. Can we हटाइए in with you? Trixie: (blushes) Oh.. Well.. I'm not sure if were at that stage of the relationship yet....
Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s- Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the चोटी, शीर्ष of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)
Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!? Morgan: That's about the size of it. Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE! Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy! Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And आप gone crazy. Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear! Rick: Fiiiiiine.
Shane: (in Rick's coma) द्वारा the way. I'm gonna start a बिना सोचे समझे relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...
#1: Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't आप gotten it back for me, friend-brother? Johnny: One word: business. Like I told आप when आप were in there, या were आप so busy playing holier-than-thou आप started believing your own bullshit? Billy: GET! MY! BIKE! Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2: Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo- Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) आप GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3: Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING: Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person. Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves. Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to). When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted द्वारा most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole). And she is eventually possessed द्वारा Bathsheba herself. And tired murdering her youngest daughter. But protagonists stop her....
Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.
I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.
Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are आप doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the दिन after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and आप can definitely wait for success.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Case पटाखा, पटाखे is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour* Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on! Case Cracker: I've been working for this टट्टू named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead! Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us? Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my बंदूकों from the दस्ताना, दस्ताने compartment. Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" हाथी of the room.. Cage..
I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air.. When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.