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Sense we all प्यार movies, and I was दिया the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique सूची for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..



#6: HE CAN'T DIE:


Some of his और serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic चित्र of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..



#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole Penance Stare thing. It's supposed to make आप relive your sins.. Wade sees "himself"..



#4: INSECURITY:
The fact that Wade thinks Vanessa is only with him for his looks is very sad the और आप think about it. I notice some moments similar moments in the comics. Well, at least what saw from the clips..


#3: KILLING SPIDERMAN:
The idea of Wade accidentally killing one of his closest फ्रेंड्स and idol is tragic enough, but combine this with the slow, several issues long build-up to the murder and the whole thing becomes downright unbearable, as it becomes clear that the only reason Deadpool wants to kill Parker in the first place is to be और like his web-slinging bestie..


#2: DEADPOOL 2:
Spoiler, only warning..

So the film opens up with Wade blowing himself up, and it just seems like a typical Deadpool moment.. But than in the flashback, we find up Vanessa was just murdered. So than आप think back to it.. He just blows himself up. All the while he's playing "All Out of Love" द्वारा Air Supply.


#1: FINDING OUT HIS FAMILY DIED:




When Wolverine starts feeling bad for Deadpool, आप know s**t's gotten real.

An easy well to tell how emotional a comic scene will be is generally to check the emotional reaction of the grizzled veteran of the group. In this case, it's Wolverine, and his genuine sympathy for Deadpool makes it clear that things are pretty dire.

This is exactly the case for a particularly sad moment at the close of Deadpool: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, wherein the ever-upbeat merc has a full-scale breakdown upon finding the corpse of the woman who had his child. The fact that he can't even find his daughter's body due to the sheer scale of corpses is chillingly brutal, and the sudden change from the comic's usual lighthearted tone makes it all the और poignant.
Watching Deadpool's hopes to have a family be ripped from him in the same place he was initially experimented on is a whole new world of sad, and to have this be the climax of a four issue build up makes it all the और heartwrenching.
#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He चुरा लिया a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to लपेटें up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...
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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing द्वारा a पेड़ overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...
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1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has आप reunite a zoophile with his प्रिय horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when आप do the "right" thing, आप often end up making people's lives worse. आप give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with आप to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who आप helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.


#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, किस ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if आप spare him, he later tries to kill आप anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the अगला fix,...
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~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines दिन actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons द्वारा his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his पासवर्ड for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.....
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.


#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. या just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.


#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn आप THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.


#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..


#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the सेकंड half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged द्वारा a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
Well.. Shit.. This is what my life has come to.

Reviewing one of the most, sadistic, mean spirited, shit your pants, scary, films ever made..

This film has NO limits.. They legit murdered real animals, cause the diractor is a sadist.. So much so, that he, no joke, was actually arrested and had to prove to a court room that it's only a movie, and that his actors are all fine.

So yeah.. आप can all keep watching your Blair Witch Project.. आप can keep believing that to be real.. But least nobody got arrested for that one.

Next time someone says "found footage was NEVER scary", maybe so them this...
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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts या anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
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Let's review the most overrated creepy पास्ता ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional ईमो teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...
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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 या something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open द्वारा itself. He...
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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..





Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. आप don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's और for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) हे kiddo,...
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#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..


#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..


#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new यूट्यूब skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....
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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, आप never understood who, या even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills आप in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...
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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't प्यार Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked द्वारा the fact this story I'm पढ़ना is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, या clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb नितंब, गधा दिखाना TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm रे has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...
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[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife या the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful दिन makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My दिल is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've लॉस्ट my job!
They say "Young man, the...
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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling...
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BEST Of EVIL PINKIE (Pinkamena):


RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly क्रीपीपास्ता idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't...
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#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..


#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..


#3:
Put on Country Music..


#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, या मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक and Josh. Heck. Even आईकारली isn't too bad..


#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..


#6:
Steal his X-Box..


#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..


#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..


#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..


#10:
Talk shit about his वीडियो (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The शार्क may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most लोकप्रिय mistake that people make. हटाइए slowly toward the किनारा, शोर या a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms या kick या splash while आप swim..


#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the शार्क and the open ocean, हटाइए away, या else the शार्क will feel threatened..


#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the शार्क DOSE attack, आप still need to stay calm. I know this is easier कहा than done. But. आप need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned द्वारा Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank गढ़, महल was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic दिन when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, गढ़, महल swore to "punish" all criminals in...
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