#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are आप a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were आप calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. आप were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. आप were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a god thing.
#3:
Majora: I was having such a great day!.. Had a new host.. Was hoping to ride a moon into a village like I ALWAYS wanted too!
#4:
Link: We need to get mask from that guy.
Majora: (approaches the guy) (demonic voice, and scary संगीत in background) Reveal to me, the location of the mask! या I shall unleash aparn this world my MOON!.. And bath this world in a rain of fire!.. Incinerating the flesh from your every bo-
Link: Majora.. Majora.. What are आप doing. Stop.
Majora: I was talking to him.
Link: No. This, wait now, is talking.. आप can't just threaten it out of him.
Majora: Why not!?
Link: Well, for one thing, the guy just died of a दिल attack.
#5:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. आप STILL think आप can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. आप ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But आप do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#6:
Link: The only reason आप saved me.. And pretending to care about my problems.. Is cause your scared of me
Fairy: Yes Link.. That is why I carried आप out of harms way when आप were passed out drunk. And was here waiting for आप to wake up.. Seriously!.. If I was so "scared".. I wouldn't of saved you.. I would of slit your fucking throat as आप slept.
#7:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO आप MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I कहा where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am pissed off!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S आग EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#8:
Link: I'm still gonna fucking kill आप though
#9:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, आप ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense आप didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can possibly interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 साल old for the same information).
Majora: आप feel BIG Link?
#10:
Cremia: (revealing disturbing information about how she killed her mother after having a incest with her brother... Fucked a dog and black man... And has a fetish about being raped द्वारा the major of clocktown).., Well.. Thanks for listening.. Here's the mask.
Link: (horrified) ... I didn't ask for any of that.
(later).
Majora: आप have the masked.
Link: (still horrified),.. Yes.. W -Wait here.
Majora: What happened? आप look... off.
Link: We're going to the bar.
Majora: What?
Link: I कहा we're going to the bar.
Majora: Why do we need to-
Link: BAR! NOW!
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are आप a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were आप calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. आप were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. आप were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a god thing.
#3:
Majora: I was having such a great day!.. Had a new host.. Was hoping to ride a moon into a village like I ALWAYS wanted too!
#4:
Link: We need to get mask from that guy.
Majora: (approaches the guy) (demonic voice, and scary संगीत in background) Reveal to me, the location of the mask! या I shall unleash aparn this world my MOON!.. And bath this world in a rain of fire!.. Incinerating the flesh from your every bo-
Link: Majora.. Majora.. What are आप doing. Stop.
Majora: I was talking to him.
Link: No. This, wait now, is talking.. आप can't just threaten it out of him.
Majora: Why not!?
Link: Well, for one thing, the guy just died of a दिल attack.
#5:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. आप STILL think आप can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. आप ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But आप do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#6:
Link: The only reason आप saved me.. And pretending to care about my problems.. Is cause your scared of me
Fairy: Yes Link.. That is why I carried आप out of harms way when आप were passed out drunk. And was here waiting for आप to wake up.. Seriously!.. If I was so "scared".. I wouldn't of saved you.. I would of slit your fucking throat as आप slept.
#7:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO आप MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I कहा where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am pissed off!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S आग EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#8:
Link: I'm still gonna fucking kill आप though
#9:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, आप ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense आप didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can possibly interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 साल old for the same information).
Majora: आप feel BIG Link?
#10:
Cremia: (revealing disturbing information about how she killed her mother after having a incest with her brother... Fucked a dog and black man... And has a fetish about being raped द्वारा the major of clocktown).., Well.. Thanks for listening.. Here's the mask.
Link: (horrified) ... I didn't ask for any of that.
(later).
Majora: आप have the masked.
Link: (still horrified),.. Yes.. W -Wait here.
Majora: What happened? आप look... off.
Link: We're going to the bar.
Majora: What?
Link: I कहा we're going to the bar.
Majora: Why do we need to-
Link: BAR! NOW!
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and गुलबहार, डेज़ी chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every दिन the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the पहाड़ी, हिल
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see आप on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
आप raise the blade, आप make the change
आप re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
आप lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and गुलबहार, डेज़ी chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every दिन the paper boy brings more.
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the पहाड़ी, हिल
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see आप on the dark side of the moon.
The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
आप raise the blade, आप make the change
आप re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
आप lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
I can't think of anything to say except...
(Laughter)
I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A सेकंड CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his सेकंड chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his सेकंड chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Anyone have that game where आप प्यार it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. आप can't go on बिना सोचे समझे सड़क, स्ट्रीट rampages.
But I actually प्यार this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
आप get less tired of them, cause आप never know when the अगला one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the दिखाना LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person द्वारा protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. आप can't go on बिना सोचे समझे सड़क, स्ट्रीट rampages.
But I actually प्यार this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
आप get less tired of them, cause आप never know when the अगला one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the दिखाना LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person द्वारा protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..