Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so आप don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a तालिका, टेबल to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!
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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only hope is that Christian Bale doesn't take what I कहा about him too seriously— [The Critic's cell phone rings] 'Scuse me. [Opens and जवाब it] Hello?
Christian Bale: [Utilizing audio from his infamous rant] What the fuck are आप DOING?!
Nostalgia Critic: I'm sorry, man, I just thought—
Christian Bale: No, don't just be sorry. THINK for one fuckin' second!
Nostalgia Critic: Well that's not very nice.
Christian Bale: What the fuck is it with you? Are आप professional या not?
Nostalgia Critic: Well, I don't like to brag, but—
Christian Bale: Fuck's sake, man, you're amateur!
Nostalgia Critic: Look, I don't know why you're getting so angry—
Christian Bale: No, shut the fuck up!
Nostalgia Critic: Maybe I could, uh—
Christian Bale: No! NO!! I wanna fuckin' kick your fuckin' ass!
Nostalgia Critic: Why are आप so angry? I just don't get it.
Christian Bale: What don't आप get about it?
Nostalgia Critic: Hold on, hold on. [Addresses the viewers] I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so आप don't have to. [Resumes the call]
Christian Bale: Gimme a fuckin' answer!
Nostalgia Critic: I just don't get why आप made बैटमैन sound like he had lung cancer.
Christian Bale: Ohhh, good for you! You're a nice guy.
Nostalgia Critic: Why thank you!
Christian Bale: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Nostalgia Critic: आप shut up! Go make "Reign of आग 2"!
Christian Bale: No!
Nostalgia Critic: YES!
Christian Bale: NO!!
Nostalgia Critic: YES!!
Christian Bale: Fuck's sake.
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#3:
Nostalgia Critic: Fucking-A, this is My Little टट्टू fanfiction! Can't आप just see an episode ending like that?!
[cuts to a clip of My Little Pony]
Fluttershy: Anyone who would give their soul for love, has the power to change the world! Isn't that right, Ghost टट्टू Rider?
Ghost टट्टू Rider: (demonic roar)
Fluttershy: Right!
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#4:
Nostalgia Critic: Remember that bunch of kids in high school who कहा they wanted to make movies? Remember how they used to दिखाना आप all their films they worked so hard on? Remember how no matter what, आप were always so impressed with how they put all their passion and all their प्यार into every single frame they shot? And despite all the dedication that they put into every single frame, didn't आप just HATE those fucking films!?
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#5:
Nostalgia: Fuckin bubbles!
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#6:
Nostalgia Critic: [cut back to scene] But just to be clear, this movie is bad.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh yeah yeah...
Nostalgia Critic: Yeah.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh it fucking sucks hard.
Nostalgia Critic: Yeah, yeah.
Angry Video Game Nerd: Like, like, like I mean really hard, like it just...
Nostalgia Critic: Yeah.
Angry Video Game Nerd: It j-.....[inhales deep] It just SUCKS SO FUCKING HARD!
Nostalgia Critic: O-okay-
Angry Video Game Nerd: I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS, IT'S SO FUCKING HORRIBLE! WHY'D आप MAKE ME DO THI- [episode ends]
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#7:
Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I am Count Afleck-ula. And I am here to suck... That's about it.
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#8:
Nostalgia Critic: Oh, and if you're thinking about seeing the shot-by-shot remake, I have only one thing to say to you: Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates. [The Critic imitates turning the crank on a jack-in-the-box with "Pop Goes the Weasel" playing in the background, but instead of a clown, the word "FAIL" on a metal spring pops out]
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#9:
Nostalgia Critic: It's not like when something goes good for someone else they let out INSANELY loud laughter!.. But still, evil laughs are great.
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#10:
Bugs Bunny: What's dis? A joint?
Nostalgia Critic: Why does Bugs Bunny know what a joint is?
Let's be honest EVERYONE knows about this dude.
Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my प्रशंसक pop friends) आप know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab आप for no reason" undead dude.
Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..
But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these फिल्में actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
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Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my प्रशंसक pop friends) आप know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab आप for no reason" undead dude.
Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..
But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these फिल्में actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool शार्क movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST गूसबम्प्स EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps या something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool शार्क movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST गूसबम्प्स EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps या something.. That face image fucked me up..
