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#1:
Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did आप say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) आप had one fucking job and आप couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood all over my fucking shoes!
[turns to Ajay]
Pagan Min: At least there's a silver lining. आप didn't completely fuck it up.
[helps Ajay up]
Pagan Min: Get up, boy. I'd recognize those eyes anywhere...
[hugs him]
Pagan Min: I'm so sorry about this. This was supposed to be... well, *not this*. We have a party waiting for you, but I don't think I know your name.
[squats द्वारा Darpan]
Pagan Min: Who is this? Hmm? Is this your plus-one?
[turns back]
Pagan Min: Strong silent type. I like it.
[stands]
Pagan Min: I am terribly sorry about all this. This was supposed to be very simple, but आप know if आप give खाना to monkeys, they just throw their shit at each other.
[holds out the bloody pen]
Pagan Min: Oh, would आप hold this?
[Ajay takes it]
Pagan Min: Just a moment... I want to get a little...
[pulls out a camera]
Pagan Min: picture. Right into the camera, there we are.
[takes photo, then looks at it]
Pagan Min: Awesome. Don't worry about a thing, boy. This will soon be behind us and we'll be off on our grand adventure.
[walks to his helicopter]
Pagan Min: Because I have cleared my calendar for you! आप and I are gonna TEAR SHIT UP!


#2:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Uncle Pagan here, just checking in on my प्रिय nephew. So tell me, Ajay, who are आप rooting for so far? Have आप fallen into Amita's honey pot, या have आप been dazzled द्वारा Sabal's flowing locks and bad-boy jawline? Hey, each to his own. That's your lifestyle choice to make. He isn't my cup of tea, contrary to the rash assumption some may make about my appearance. I am indeed batting for the other team. You, और than most, should know that there was only ever one woman for me, my boy..


#3:
Pegan: (stabs fork into a guy he saw texting at diner).. These terriests ruin, everything... Like dinner... Didn't anybody tell आप it's rude to text at dinner... Let me see the phone.. (to guards) Really? We aren't checking for these... Check this out boys. a "text" for help... आप don't text for help.. आप CALL for help.... Get up, आप gonna do something your do it it RIGHT... (gets up them up). say it!
Man: (weakly) Help...
Pegan min: Pethatic... louder!
an: Help.
Pegan Min: FROM YOUR GUT BOY! SCREAM IT!!
Man: HEEEELP!!
Pegan: Shh, shh.. Now we listen... Nothing... आप see boy.. Nobody's coming.


#4:
Pegan Min: Heello.. Did we enjoy our time with CIA?.. Welcome to Deguise.. I apologize for the Spartan accomdiantons.. But आप have been a naughty little shit haven't you?.. Galavanting about with the Golden Path... And poor Paul. Are आप still sure of what he did with your, monkey friend?


#5:
Pagan Min: [over radio] Ajay, I hope आप don't mind, but I took the liberty of having a new suit made up for you. If आप are to lead Kyrat when this is all over, you're going to need a sharper look than denims and fucking sneakers, my boy. And that jacket. Oh, don't get me started. Why on Earth do आप need so many zippered pockets? What do आप keep in them all? Handfuls of meat? Huh, I suppose आप do. I'll make a note for my tailor: "Ajay's jacket, zippered meat pockets." Perfect. Well, don't let me slow आप down.


#6:
Pegan Min: Now, before we begin... ah... to whom am I speaking? Hm? The son who returned to scatter his mother's ashes, या the lunatic who has murdered his way to the चोटी, शीर्ष of my mountain?


#7:
Pegan Min: I'm sure your be all be happy to know, the humors of my death are entirely FALSE... I am alive, and all is right in the world.


#8:
Pegan min: I went in there only once, as a sane man, and I came out...well, I came out like this.


#9:
Pegan Min: Way I see I see it..You can either shoot me.. Boring.. या enjoy some nice dinner.


#10:
AJ: Fuck you.
Pegan Min: Oh wow, आप didn't even blink boy
Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are आप sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. आप must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are आप any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....
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FREDDY "TROLL" KRUEGER:

Dean: Your not real!
Freddy: I'm real NOW asshole!

Freddy: हे Kris... (holds up Pinkie Pie) Look what I got!!
Kris: (awakes with a horrified scream).
(back in the dream).
Freddy: Haha.. New that would get her.
Pinkie: Why is she so scared of me?
Freddy: Don't know. Your actually kinda cute.
Pinkie: Really.. Because I-
Freddy: Annd, now I don't care (literary throws her aside).

Luna: (appears out of nowhere).
Freddy: What are आप doing here! I told आप to stop following me!!
Luna: I just thought that since we're both able to come into dreams, mayb-
Freddy: Let me ask आप something......
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#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...











#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to प्यार about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..


#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so लोकप्रिय on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..



#2: SMOSH:
I प्यार these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid यूट्यूब stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has और than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...
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#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..

#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..

#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him या प्यार him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much और "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his फ्रेंड्स and family...
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posted by Canada24
Everybody who touched या held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from रे Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds द्वारा hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his boyfriend...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, या well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I कहा before, I can't say I was serprised द्वारा Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked द्वारा all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most प्रशंसकों label Iron Will as a...
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It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..

But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.

So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..

It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden या Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I प्यार EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.

Either way.
Maybe आप guys have "different" opinions..

If so.
Say about it in your comments..
I never actually SEEN dragon Ball Z.
But know who characters are.

Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.

Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.

The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And गोकु being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive आप for killing his friends, simply cause आप (sarcastically) apologised.

But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..

Anyway..

That's all I got.

PLEASE LEAVE टिप्पणियाँ
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE प्यार Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant फ्रेंड्स with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart,...
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First things first..

Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome द्वारा the way).

But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who लॉस्ट his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.

Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.

The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell आप to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting...
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#1: मेटालिका - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental या not instrumental. This song still fits the शीर्षक of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as मेमना, भेड़ का बच्चा of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have आप heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I प्यार both versions of the...
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#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. आप heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.


#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I प्यार him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...
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#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony)
What can I say.
She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever.
And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy पढ़ना sequels of it.


#9: FLIQPY (happy पेड़ friends)
The character may not be प्रशंसक made, but the name Fliqpy is.
It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy.
And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped.
Always like how that happens.
Same with when people दिखाना Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.


#8: DISCORD (Discord's...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints...
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posted by Canada24
Evening y'all..
I completely forgotten I was reviewing this show, आप can thank Nick (Windwaker) for the reminder that I was doing so.

Fanpop isn't the only places I make reviews for.
I am a member of Rotten Tomtoes and probably a few other places.
So I am always reviewing shit.
And so आप can understand why it's hard for me to remember EVERYTHING I make reviews towards.
As there's Alpha & Omega, My Little Pony, Happy पेड़ Friends, Sparacus, and possibly Eminem's THE SLIM SHADY SHOW.

Anyway.
Here I go, reviewing episode 3.
Due to the style of battles, this sort of feels like I'm reviewing 300/Rise...
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BLACK RACISTS:
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of फ्रेंड्स are either black या with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and आप can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..

AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives,...
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ONE साल LATER: NOVEMBER 30th.

The Smiths began to live for a bit in Los Santos, taking Floyd's old apartment which was still left abandoned after the incident.. Sally and Dash ended up returning too, but sadly the Griffins decided not to stay and returned to Road Island.
As the holidays approach, Steve becomes a brat and Stan takes him to see his grandfather to be scared straight. Jack is actually still alive, but I’m still keeping that earlier joke, as I like it. Grandpa Jack tells Steve the story of Krampus, who punishes the naughty children at क्रिस्मस and Steve refuses to buy into it....
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1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have आप been पढ़ना Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)


2:
Father: What did आप do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT रोटी FOR FUCK SAKES!!


3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will आप be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE...
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