"One day, the campus is completely bare, empty. The next, there are children everywhere...like locusts. Crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating. Destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist"
"That Summers girl--I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail."
"A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner"
"It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event."
"What would Sunnydale High do without आप around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder?"
"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom"
"These are moments आप want to savor. आप wish time would stop so that आप could live them over and over again. You're expelled"
"That Summers girl--I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail."
"A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner"
"It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event."
"What would Sunnydale High do without आप around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder?"
"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom"
"These are moments आप want to savor. आप wish time would stop so that आप could live them over and over again. You're expelled"
willow season 1
"I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell आप - for crawling across your face in the middle of the night"
"Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're, like, the Slayerettes"
"Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool या witty या at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away"
"So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone who's...not."
