आप know you’re a Buffy प्रशंसक when…

आप can sing all the songs from “Once और with Feeling” from memory…and if आप can’t आप stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.

आप can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your फ्रेंड्स look at आप like you’ve grown a third eye.

आप spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set

आप stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop

आप spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department

आप decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”

आप go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on स्मॉल्विल and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have कहा _______” “Spike would have…”

When आप say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your फ्रेंड्स and family start saying it.

आप think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.

Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict

The only insult आप can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a फल पंच mouth”

आप re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy या Briley fans)

When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when आप think someone is off their rocker

When आप have an awful दिन and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode

When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy आप start on a 2hr speech that आप know will convert them

when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.

या when आप say it and आप try to imitate Mark Metcalf

When playing “what would आप save if your house was on आग and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your list

The संगीत आप have on your आइपॉड includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...

Your friend cons आप into watching Prison Break and आप say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange मछली monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”

आप use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone

When someone says “Note to Self” आप say “Duck”

When आप see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) आप say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”

आप name a pet Willow, Oz, या something along those lines

When walking through a store आप see some “interesting” clothing या jewelry and think “that’s something Willow या Tara would wear”

When watching the old Dracula movie आप keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.

You’re in the पुस्तकालय researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so आप start humming it…and all of a sudden आप realize that आप are गाना it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so आप make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.

And lastly….

आप can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact आप want more…so आप post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the टिप्पणी दे box :)