SHIBA KUKAKU

i haven't made these in a long time so they might not be that good and im not trying to make fun of bleach.

one दिन ichigo and renji were having a fight and byakuya was watching them

renji:byakuya can आप at least help me
byakuya: no i can't help आप i'll just stand and watch from distance
renji:some captian आप are

ichigo: who are you? why are आप here? what's your name?
renji:stop asking stupied questions
ichigo:okay

renji and ichigo countinued fighting but ichigo was to weak

renji:do आप even know the name of your zanpouktoe (sorry if i spelled it wrong)
ichigo:no.... is it bob
renji:hahahaha no......

Everyone आप meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that आप wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.

You write to your mother in Karakura, जापान every week, even though she sends आप mail from Iowa asking why आप never write.

Every time आप see a सड़क, स्ट्रीट sign, आप have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You put oranges on your head because आप heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your अगला door neighbour for setting आग to his...

As the last घंटी, बेल rings, I try to walk casually down the hall knowing that every step I took feels like 100 pounds where added. I look around the hall trying to find something, something in my दिल that’s yearning for something for so long... I find Uryu अगला to the lockers putting his stuff in. I ignore the pain in my दिल to keep searching and run up to Uryu.
"Uryu, Uryu!!!" I yelled. Uryu jolted up dropping his school books. "Jeez, Orihime don’t scare me like that."
"Sorry Uryu, I was just wondering..." I took my eyes away from his face and took a deep breath, " w-why is Ulquiorra...