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Fenrir I LIKE LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGE XD

kris10853 ARE YOU GONNA SEND THEM A LINK TO IT NEXT? XD

Fenrir A link to what? lol

kris10853 Nothing...Im not giving you ideas XD

Fenrir The worst thing I can think of is that horny puppet video you showed me XD

kris10853 .....SEND IT PLEASE XD OR HAVE YOUR TROLL DO IT LOL

Fenrir She's your troll, not mine XD And she hasn't talked to me since I banished her lol

kris10853 Steal her back then XD TAKE HIM DOWN. SHE WAS YOURS FIRST.

Fenrir WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT HER? XD

kris10853 BECAUSE SHES ALL YOUR GONNA GET? XD

Fenrir ...Did you forget about your mom? XD

kris10853 .....What if the troll IS my mom? ;) WE FOOLED YOU ALL

Fenrir AHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT ME. Is this some kind of April fools bullshit? XD

kris10853 Depends. How many things did you fall for already? XD

Fenrir An embarrassing amount of things. I lost count XD

kris10853 ....Then add this to the list XD

Fenrir ...BUT IT'S NOT APRIL FOOLS DAY ANYMORE XD

kris10853 FINE. ADD IT TO THE LIST OF ALL THE FAILS ^IN YOUR LIFE.

Fenrir ...MAYBE I WILL. It's late and I can't think of a comeback XD

kris10853 Exactly how long is this list? XD

Fenrir *looks at icon* Dumbledore can tell you XD

kris10853 XD For once I have reason to believe it's bigger lol

Fenrir ...What are we talking about now? XD

kris10853 ......Can it be me and your dads plans for tonight? XD

Fenrir Forget my dad tonight. Go watch Titanic 3D by yourself XD

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But we're not stupid--

posted by Gred_and_Forge

We know we're called Gred and Forge

Yeah, since everyone else is लेखन लेखाए about themselves, I guess it's time to शामिल होइए in the anarchy.

First off, not giving out my name and age and exact location (Hawaii, that's all I'm gonna say). Not that I don't trust anyone, but with the way this page is growing in numbers, I'd like to keep some things private. Now that that's out of the way, on to the details of lil ol' me, miss Gred_and_Forge (or Gred या aunty या betch, etc. etc.)

I प्यार where I live, but honestly, the stereotypes is getting kind of old. Yes, I live in a house (not a घास shack)...

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From A Newer Member's POV

posted by rapunzeleah123

Yes, I've seen all of the other लेखाए from the older members, and I've been thinking: Wouldn't it be nice if they could get a newbie's perspective on all of this?

Well, first off:
I was a little confused at first. I mean, आप guys mostly welcomed us with open arms and all that, but then आप wrote the confession articles. I'm actually glad आप did, because I understand that आप were all close and stuff. But if we all were older members, या joined at the same time, would आप be so concerned about our family being big? DL is right, imo. I'm glad she had the courage to write her article, because...

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Too late to put my two cents in...? WELL TOO BAD

posted by GemonkDruid

So... yeah.

This is about the हाल का onslaught of प्रशंसकों and everyone getting all worked up about it.

And it's kind of weird for me coz I'm only a spectator of events that happen like 7 hours पूर्व (STUPID FUCKING TIME ZONES) but I wanna put my opinion in too.

I like newbies.

I know I often post "You Must Be New" pics, but really. Newbies to me are like a blank sheet of paper. I धुंधला काले रंग, डुन, डन mean this in a bad, Bella Swan-like way. I mean this in a moldable, teachable way. I like newbies because आप can teach them the ways of... whatever the subject they may be new at. It's kind of like how I converted Best...

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(hope it's okay Water - आप inspired something) My Biggerstaff story.

posted by 1-2vampire

The Biggerstaff Story
The Family is Formed

They laughed together, they talked together, they cried together. That night they ran together. Two girls ran from a mob of trolls, their green faces distorted and warty, their eyes a murky brown. They'd come from a village where वाद-विवाद was going around, over two religions, Twilitianity and Pottism.
Right now they ran through a forest, where the trees spindly and leafed hands and arms hung above them, shielding the sun from the muddy ground. The women wore long, billowing robes that flew behind them as they ran. They carried wands in their hands and...

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"One Last Go At A Joint Account": My Reply [Please Read!]

posted by KateKicksAss

So this is my response to this article, the "One Last Go At a Joint Account":
link

Please भालू in mind that this is just my opinion, and I'm not trying to offend anyone या anything.

First off, making another joint account isn't going to stop anything.
Sure, maybe no one knows the पासवर्ड yet, but if anybody's going to go abusing anonymous accounts, there are two other ones that they can do that from. There's "xbiggerstaffx" and "MrMsBiggerstaff". They don't need to know about the new account. And besides, even if they did, they could just wait around for a while, and THEN abuse the new account....

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May-June BOTM Accio! :P

posted by alexthedog

1. If a genie granted आप three wishes, what would they be?
Wish that JK Rowling would write another HP book- That would just be wicked:D x
Wish that there was no such thing as exams and that I was already the cleverest person ever :D x
Wish that Riker Lynch falls in प्यार with me <33 x

2. Who is your closest फैन्पॉप friend?
Urrghh, I hate this question. But I'd have to say that it's mainly Moo, Malloy and Best- cause we were the 'Reasons Gang', Then Alex and Vamp, because I talk to them quite a bit. Then Miss, cause we're both Gleeks. Although I प्यार आप ALL, so much. but if I had to pick ONE,...

What Happens when my ex tells me I'm not allowed to ask him सवालों

posted by IzzyOzera

Isobel Panhurst 28 April at 19:52
Hi
How are you?
What आप been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do आप ship Klaine?
Do आप ship Spuffy?
आप don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam अगला week?
Did आप watch ग्ली on Monday?
Did आप know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did आप know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did आप know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough सवालों for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are आप a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do आप like Drarry?
are आप against people asking questions?

He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a कुतिया, मतलबी earlier.....

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आप know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when........

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, आप know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. आप throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. आप wear at least some black every day.

3. आप rip your clothes on purpose.

4. आप call people आप don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. आप yell "CRUCIO!" at people when आप get mad.

6. आप carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" या an "L", आप accidentally type out a Bellatrix या a Lestrange instead.

9. आप think her birthday...

5 Reasons Why I Suck at लेखन

posted by VampiresRevenge

I realize that this looks like a link article, which is sort of intentional, but not really. और like, I came up with the idea and realized that Cracked may या may not have inspired me.

Anyway, I thought of लेखन this last night before I fell asleep, so now I feel like I need to write it. It's mainly me rambling about... आप guessed it! How I suck at writing. Though, it's not really sucking, it's just और the fact that I hate लेखन anything from लेखाए like this to papers for school to even the smallest comments. It's even weird for me how much I cringe when I write something and then...

30 दिन Biggerstaff Challenge-Bad Idea-Please Read Now!

posted by AnonyStaff

Okay. I'm a Biggerstaff. And I made an Anon account because I just needed to say some thigns that can't be कहा as myself. And this account is open for any Biggerstaff to use-the पासवर्ड is the same as the one for the original Anon account.

Okay, I'd just like to say something about the "30-Day Biggerstaff Challenge" that someone came up with.

I honestly think that's a bad idea. I mean, that's basically like playing प्रिय among the Biggerstaffs.

For instance, people who aren't picked for some challenge item might get upset/be wondering, "I'm फ्रेंड्स with that person..why didn't they pick...

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"In the Arena", a Hunger Games poem

posted by AllyAM

I wrote this for class :D hope आप like it!

In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.

In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.

In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.

In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.

In the Arena,
He कहा he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?

In the Arena,
A cannon,
और kills,
My kills?

In the Arena,
I find him,
Dying,
अगला to me.

In the Arena,
I saved him,
Together,
We'll survive.

I the Arena,
He told me,
I प्यार you,
I lied.

In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out
Alive.

In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.

In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.

In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?

Reviews, please?

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"Just trying to diffuse the tension" - फ्रेड Weasley Part two

posted by simpleplan

Funny कोट्स :3

1. Last night I lay in बिस्तर looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2. The only reason people get लॉस्ट in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

3. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

4. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

5. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist कहा something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo...

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My BS English story for this novel we were पढ़ना and I got full marks

posted by GemonkDruid

This is for सलाद, सलाद पत्ता aka Fen aka my so-called lover -__-

Story:

Eulogy for Istar:

Dere many tings I ken sab ‘bout Istar. Istar was good sista, an good amigo. She na bad performer as well, but die working on los altos, on da platform. Heahs how dess passed: she skeerd द्वारा los altos, she dizzy an fell in de arena, an die, as Istar’s sista Mariam sab. Na I feel all lone coz of she dess. I hope ya all feel triste an all lone too.

Istar dead coz Hyd an Peter sab she perform borin on de flar. I don tink she boring. I tink she interesting. I tink she wicked performer. She spik saft an she dress an...

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My चोटी, शीर्ष 10 प्रिय Punk Bands.

posted by Fenrir

So I thought I should post this लेख here because no one ever visits the Punk spot :P I hope that's okay with the rest of you? I'm sure it is. Most of आप seem to like punk so...here I go!

This लेख is just MY opinion. Don't take it so literal. And don't be hurt if आप see one of your bands in a low position...or just not on here :P

10. A दिन To Remember

In हाल का years punk seems to have shifted from skater to hardcore. (I'm और of a प्रशंसक of स्केट punk myself) But out of all of the modern metalcore bands I have to say A दिन To Remember is the best. So here they are at number 10.

9. Weezer...

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The Official and Complete Biggerstaff Playlist

posted by lucius_malloy

So this is the Biggerstaff playlist I made. It's titled 'BIGGERSTAFF<3 :) x' and the ':) x' part is specifically shoved in there for Accio's sake, since she's always shoving it in everywhere. It only has artists, because I CBA write down all the albums and stuffs. It's basically the सूची Gemmy gave me with various people's other awesome others added in (comment and I'll add yours)... enjoy!

30 सेकंड्स to Mars
The Academy Is...
All-American Rejects
Amber Pacific
Avril Lavigne
Bowling For Soup
Boys Like Girls
Cobra Starship
Cute Is What We Aim For
Darren Freaking Criss
Escape The Fate
Evanescence
Fall...

What the दिल wants sequel to Justice and Revelations Chapter 1

posted by hsmgirl14a

It was the दिन of the big and grand party for the क्रिस्मस holidays almost a महीना early. Caitlin Black had been able to convince Albus Dumbledore to let her and her फ्रेंड्स go घर early for the holidays. Their schoolwork and all were going to be sent द्वारा the owls and Caitlin had her uncle to help her if she did not get something. It had been a few years since her and George had gotten together. She was still happily in प्यार with him. They played pranks and had so much fun together at school. They had fights like regular couples did. One of their fights caused Caitlin to have to go to the...

Why Fate Hates Me

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, so संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर I had a pretty okay-ish दिन today. Nothing too good, and nothing too terrible. Except for my stupid-ass friend who, in his attempt to play a practical joke on me, accidentally deleted my entire English essay that I’d been working on for two weeks and is due tomorrow.
But that isn’t the worst of it, oh no.
The weather forecast predicted there’d be a slight chance of light rain, so I figured that it would be okay to ride my bike. So an घंटा ago, a bit before school let out, I looked out the window and saw that it was indeed lightly raining. Okay, a little setback in my two...

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a really shitty and spur-of-the-moment short story ^^

posted by lucius_malloy

It's not so bad when I'm alone, the constant buzzing. The voices dim to a faint hum in the background. If I'm alone in the building, I can almost taste the silence that resides just out of my grasp.
Sweet, blessed silence. I haven't heard it for years now, not since Dad died, and I'm pretty sure I'd give anything just to hear it again. Anything, anyone -- just tell where to deposit them, God, and they're all yours. Just give me silence again.

It all starterpd four years ago, when my dad died in that freak accident. I was 13 then, and didn't quite get it. One दिन Dad was there and my head was...

Justice and revelations Chapter 2

posted by hsmgirl14a

The sun came through the window of the Gryffindor girl’s dorm room forcing the occupants of the room to either wake up या pull a तकिया over their head and fall back asleep.The only other person in the room besides Caitlin and Hermione was Ron's sister Ginny. She woke up her eyes were fixed on her friend Hermione as the events of the पूर्व night came rushing back to her at full speed. When she came back from the Azkaban prison she had told her फ्रेंड्स about what had happened last night. They were surprised at the story that she had told them but none the less they still supported her in...

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Lord Voldemort Takes a फेसबुक Survey

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless फेसबुक surveys as much as the अगला person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling प्यार might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most हाल का survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last किस standing up, sitting down, या lying down?
The only किस I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose बिस्तर were आप on last?
Nagini's,...