1. Isn't Voldemort ugly? I mean, he doesn't even have a nose!
2. I प्यार Mudbloods! And they're good kissers, *wink*
3. I need to go back to Azkaban immediately! I deserve और time in there for my crimes.
4. I think Harry has the right idea about killing Voldemort.
5. Isn't Lucius hot? His long blond hair is such a turn on!
6. I think I'd look really good in pink.....Cissy, could I borrow some?
7. Purebloods suck....what makes us so great anyways?
8. Muggles are actually quite clever!
9. Loyalty really isn't my thing......
10. Yes, I agree, I DO need therapy, don't I?
11. Harry really just needs a hug.
12. Voldemort is just too evil for me!
13. Crucio is just too mean to use on people.
14. Dumbledore really is a great wizard आप know! And sexy too!
15. I wish Andromeda and Ted the best. They really do make a nice couple, आप know!
16. Anyone have a hairbrush I can borrow?
17. I think I should have been in Gryffindor....I'm going to as the Sorting Hat for a redo.
18. I could really use some anger management therapy-I'll go sign up right now.