1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If आप don't straighten up, I'm going to knock आप into the middle of अगला week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I कहा so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If आप fall out of that झूला, स्विंग and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure आप wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give आप something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will आप look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that पालक is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told आप once, I've told आप a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought आप into this world, and I can take आप out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop अभिनय like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like आप do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when आप get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If आप don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't आप think I know when आप are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If आप don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do आप think आप were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When आप get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One दिन you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If आप don't straighten up, I'm going to knock आप into the middle of अगला week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I कहा so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If आप fall out of that झूला, स्विंग and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure आप wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give आप something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will आप look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that पालक is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told आप once, I've told आप a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought आप into this world, and I can take आप out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop अभिनय like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like आप do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when आप get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If आप don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't आप think I know when आप are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If आप don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do आप think आप were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When आप get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One दिन you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”