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posted by isabelle_905
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Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought आप roses
to tell आप that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with आप when आप were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy आप expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather make प्यार to आप then just screw you
like some बिना सोचे समझे guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one आप need to talk to,
but never good enough to date.

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when आप threw up, and didn't get mad at आप for puking in my car,
but when we went out आप went घर with another guy.

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick आप up at 4am when your new man hit आप and dropped आप off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when आप call, to listen to आप cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.

I'm sorry
That आप can't realize... I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If आप read this and know somebody like this
but don't care.

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore.

I'm sorry
That आप can't accept me for who I am.

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told आप about it, I thought that was what फ्रेंड्स were for...

I'm sorry
That I told आप I loved आप and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to आप for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening आप instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared.

I'm sorry
That I listen to आप at night talking about how आप wish आप could have done something different.

***********

Ladies always complain and gripe to their फ्रेंड्स that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, अगला time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't आप give me a chance?".
Because the person आप are usually searching for is right द्वारा you.

If you're a guy and आप agree with this letter, post it as: 'I'm sorry'.

If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to post this into your profile, and आप would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your प्रोफ़ाइल as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that और guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.
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