It was क्रिस्मस morning and everyone was opening their gifts and DW was so happy about seeing the last gift thinking it was Tina The Talking Tabby. A toy that she would not shut up about. She opened it and it was a बत्तख, बतख that could talk instead that could say 5000 things.
DW: Can it say meow?
Jane: Probably not.
DW looked sad.
Jane: Are आप upset?
DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD आप THIS IS THE WORSE क्रिस्मस EVER!!!!
She hits the बत्तख, बतख and it talked and she was happy and कहा for someone who is not a kitty hes pretty cute. Had the rest of the morning been peaceful? NO.
Jane: Dora Winifred Read!!! How dare आप behave like that? Me and your father looked everywhere and we could not find the toy so we got आप this toy since it can talk and it was a lot of money. And आप thank with this behavior?
DW: Well now i'm happy.
David: No DW we thought being nice to आप and not punishing आप for आप behavior was going to make आप see that being nice and not greedy या strict would make आप see that being spoil and selfish and mean is not ok.
We told आप that क्रिस्मस is not about the gifts its about giving and being with family या people आप care about.
DW: Yeah yeah yeah आप just want to make me not want gifts क्रिस्मस is about gifts, NOT stupid family.
Everyone gasps they never thought that DW would say something like that. and her Dad took away all her gifts.
DW: What are आप doing? Why did आप take my क्रिस्मस gifts?!
Jane: Young lady it's now time that we start punishing आप and stop being sweet to आप when आप miss behave like that. We should've done that when आप broke Arthur's plane and was rude to everyone all because आप were not invited to Lisa'a party when आप barely know her and आप faked being sick not seeing that आप were stressing out your poor brother and आप were being so rude to him, plus आप were threatening to pinch your own baby sister Kate and आप have disobeyed your OWN mother a lot and all the bad stuff आप did!!! And its time that we start teaching आप that being spoil is bad.
DW: BUT, MOM, I LIKE BEING SPOIL YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I CAN ACT SPOIL AND MEAN IF I WANT TO I CAN MAKE ARTHUR MISERABLE IF I WANT TO AND आप CAN'T STOP ME!!
Jane: THAT'S IT DORA WINIFRED READ!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 56 MONTHS WHICH MEANS NO TV या MARRY MOO COW या CRAZY BUS या GOING TO A फ्रेंड्स HOUSE! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL आप ARE GROUNDED!!! I am DONE with आप and that is final!
DW: I hate you, mom! आप just ruined my perfect christmas!
DW runs to her room and screams and keeps saying she wants Tina the talking Tabby over and over for 2 hours straight not caring that she is ruining Christmas, her mother went upstairs and gave her a hard spanking and after another घंटा of screaming, DW लॉस्ट her voice and Arthur finally had peace for weeks and could do anything he wanted to do and this time he did not had to take care of DW like last time she लॉस्ट her voice.