1).Question: "How To Kill An Ant??"

Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks!!

Student:
Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,
&
Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole..!

After Eating, Ant Will खोजिए For Some Water Near A Water Tank.

Push Ant In To It.. =!!

Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,
When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire..!!

Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU..!! =O

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant.. !! =|

MORAL:
Don't Play With Students.. !!
They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks..

2).Two Best Advices For सुरक्षित Life :
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1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How कड़वा Harsh...

Dear Dear संगीत Head,

You were on Dhaka so ya missed the predictions we did on Class party. Here's the predictions.. The class was missing आप a lot including Wooyoung. So you're name's kinda a lot in here. The () indicated some preppy टिप्पणियाँ of the class.. LOL, Teja sure did throw up.


My class predictions.



Aanan is most likely to be the तारा, स्टार on “Fair and Lovely.” (Aariyana- serves आप totally right.)
Rukaiya is most likely to be the अगला best drama queen. (Hussain- *sticks tongue out* totally true. You’re dead if आप “act dead” and fool me again on the अगला sleepover!)
Arham is most...