It's ever so funny, I don't think you're special I don't think you're cool
You're just probably alreyt, but under these lights आप look beautiful
But I'm struggling, I can't see through your fake tan
And आप know it for a fact that everybody's eating out of your hands
What do आप know?
आप know nothing
But I'll still take आप home
Fancy seeing आप in here, you're all tarted up and आप don't look the same
I haven't seen आप since last साल and surprisingly आप have forgot my name
But आप know it and आप knew it all along
Oh आप say आप have forgotten, but you're fibbing go on tell me I'm wrong
I fancy आप with a passion, you're a Topshop princess, a rockstar too
You're a fad you're a fashion and I'm having a job trying to talk to you
But it's alright, put it all on one-side,
everybody's looking, you've got control of everyone's eyes
Including mine
You're just probably alreyt, but under these lights आप look beautiful
But I'm struggling, I can't see through your fake tan
And आप know it for a fact that everybody's eating out of your hands
What do आप know?
आप know nothing
But I'll still take आप home
Fancy seeing आप in here, you're all tarted up and आप don't look the same
I haven't seen आप since last साल and surprisingly आप have forgot my name
But आप know it and आप knew it all along
Oh आप say आप have forgotten, but you're fibbing go on tell me I'm wrong
I fancy आप with a passion, you're a Topshop princess, a rockstar too
You're a fad you're a fashion and I'm having a job trying to talk to you
But it's alright, put it all on one-side,
everybody's looking, you've got control of everyone's eyes
Including mine
Back up to their brains to form expressions on there stupid faces
They don't want to say hello
Like I want to say hello
Oh the heartbeats at its peak when you're coming up to speak
And I'm so tense, never tenser
Could all go a bit Frank Spencer?
I'm talking gibberish, tip of the tongue but I can't deliver it
...Properly, oh it's all getting on चोटी, शीर्ष of me
And if it weren't this dark you'd see how red my face has gone
Everybody's trying to crack the jokes and that to make आप smile
Those that claim that they're not दिखा रहा है off are drowning in denial
They're not half as bad as me say anything and I'll agree
When it comes to अभिनय up, I'm sure I could write the book
And now that you're और than a part in the play
It's slightly easier to think what to say
आप had us all, standing on our heads
Doing our best tricks
Never again, will there be another one that's as desirable as you