आप used to get it in your fishnets
Now आप only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best आप ever had
The best आप ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My प्यार when आप dream them up...

Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when she tells she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it
Clinging to not getting sentimental
कहा she wasn't going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a megadobber या a betting pencil?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best आप ever had
The best आप ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My प्यार when आप dream them up
Oh, where did आप go?
Where did आप go?
Where did आप go? Woah.

Falling about
आप took a left off Last Laugh Lane
आप just sounded it out
You're not coming back again.

Falling about
आप took a left off Last Laugh Lane
आप just sounded it out
You're not coming back again.

आप used to get it in your fishnets
Now आप only get it in your night dress
Started all the naughty nights with niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Everything was pretty in the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?